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Guest R.A.V.E.N.
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AS OF A COUPE HOURS AGO I OFFICIALLY TURNED 16! Its time to hold a freakin party! Ill start it up later, cuz right now ive gotta go on a road test to get my lisence. wink.gifIMLADIL, i want party hats on all the tables by the time i get back. and MASTER go grab a keg!

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Guest Rogue15
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Isn't it illegal to drink and fly?

Guest R.A.V.E.N.
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II donth know whath youre talshing aboush offisher......(*Hic*) I wash flying almosht shtraight......

Guest Ikhnaton
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lesson one:

 

it is spelled license!

 

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Guest R.A.V.E.N.
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Well i dont care how you spell it I now officially have one, thankyouverymuch.

Guest Shootist
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OK R.A.V.E.N. one super-cooled keg of pre-sweetened Kool Aid comin' up!!! Congtats. biggrin.gif

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Guest Lt Cracken
Posted

no, ROOT BEER! the god of the soft drinks......

 

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,

THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!

Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Guest Imladil
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Wait a minute...I thought you were nineteen, Raven. Oh, well...cheers. biggrin.gif

 

*(Fast forward to scene of Imladil and Shootist arguing to a police officer that they weren't contributing to the delinquency of a minor because there isn't a legal drinking age set for birds in the state of Colorado, and he was delinquent to begin with anyway.)*

 

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

 

--Thrustweasel of Earth

Guest LukA_YJK
Posted

First of all - Greetings from Baku !

 

I thought all rebel (at least) pilots are total abstainers, so you are in a wrong way...

 

Take care and May the Force be with you !

Guest The Master
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I'm back with the keg of beer...

 

Lt Cracken wants Root Beer, he could get it for himself, now who wants the beer! Lets party! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.giftongue.gif

Guest Imladil
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Beer? Feh! Give that to the goats, so that they may amuse us with their antics. No, a true man of the universe chooses cognac, or fine scotch...perhaps whiskey, if he's feeling rustic.

 

Rogues, we must set a higher standard. *Hic!* Dammit, somebody hold me up.

 

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

 

--Thrustweasel of Earth

Guest The Master
Posted

Here have a tad of Moon Shine. That'll make you feel brand new.

Guest The Master
Posted

Oh no! Is he still alive?

Guest Evil Spock
Posted

Probably. Just in case he isn't, let's go through his wallet.

 

Pah! nothing but two dollars and a class C poet's license. What can I get for the leather?

 

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"Beware the bearded one."

Guest Nitro
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Nitro: I'll have a martini, totally dry.

Bartender: Um, Sir, that would make it a vodka, not a martini...

Nitro: I don't care, now where's that cognac I ordered?

Bartender: Sir, you ordered a vodka.

Nitro: I ORDERED A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS, YOU IDIOT!!!

*30 seconds later*

Bartender: Here you go, sir.

Nitro *takes a sip*: You numbskull! This isn't the martini I ordered!

Bartender: You ordered a scotch on the rocks.

Nitro: I ASKED FOR A- *Nitro passes out from too muh alcohol*

 

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

 

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

 

 

Guest Huntress85
Posted

any girls alowed at this party?

Guest Scuba
Posted

I'll just drink a Pepsi, thank you very much.

Guest Huntress85
Posted

designated driver Scuba? Nitro, Limp Bizkit Rocks. What do u think of Kid Rock?

Guest Ikhnaton
Posted

I forgot to mention that it is spelled gratuitously wink.gif

Guest Commander 5-98
Posted

Juri juice for me!!!!!

what happens to someone who drinks to much of that?Lets ask Teemto Pagalies a well known podracer who has more than enough pre race celebration.

Teemto:Whata want (hicup) cant ya see that I'm drinking?I don't know where Wattom is. (hicup)Is that Juri Juice for me!!??(hicup)

(He takes one sip and passes out and stays out for the next three days!)

 

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Guest Zargon
Posted

this is what i like to see, its good to see you guiding them on the good path Ike

 

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ROGUE 1

MAJOR SOB 2

I AM your only hope

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