Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted June 13, 2000 Share Posted June 13, 2000 AS OF A COUPE HOURS AGO I OFFICIALLY TURNED 16! Its time to hold a freakin party! Ill start it up later, cuz right now ive gotta go on a road test to get my lisence. IMLADIL, i want party hats on all the tables by the time i get back. and MASTER go grab a keg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 13, 2000 Share Posted June 13, 2000 Isn't it illegal to drink and fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted June 13, 2000 Share Posted June 13, 2000 II donth know whath youre talshing aboush offisher......(*Hic*) I wash flying almosht shtraight...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ikhnaton Posted June 13, 2000 Share Posted June 13, 2000 lesson one: it is spelled license! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted June 13, 2000 Share Posted June 13, 2000 Well i dont care how you spell it I now officially have one, thankyouverymuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted June 14, 2000 Share Posted June 14, 2000 OK R.A.V.E.N. one super-cooled keg of pre-sweetened Kool Aid comin' up!!! Congtats. ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted June 14, 2000 Share Posted June 14, 2000 no, ROOT BEER! the god of the soft drinks...... ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 14, 2000 Share Posted June 14, 2000 Wait a minute...I thought you were nineteen, Raven. Oh, well...cheers. *(Fast forward to scene of Imladil and Shootist arguing to a police officer that they weren't contributing to the delinquency of a minor because there isn't a legal drinking age set for birds in the state of Colorado, and he was delinquent to begin with anyway.)* ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukA_YJK Posted June 14, 2000 Share Posted June 14, 2000 First of all - Greetings from Baku ! I thought all rebel (at least) pilots are total abstainers, so you are in a wrong way... Take care and May the Force be with you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 14, 2000 Share Posted June 14, 2000 I'm back with the keg of beer... Lt Cracken wants Root Beer, he could get it for himself, now who wants the beer! Lets party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Innror Posted June 15, 2000 Share Posted June 15, 2000 mmm, beer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 15, 2000 Share Posted June 15, 2000 As I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 15, 2000 Share Posted June 15, 2000 Beer? Feh! Give that to the goats, so that they may amuse us with their antics. No, a true man of the universe chooses cognac, or fine scotch...perhaps whiskey, if he's feeling rustic. Rogues, we must set a higher standard. *Hic!* Dammit, somebody hold me up. ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 15, 2000 Share Posted June 15, 2000 Here have a tad of Moon Shine. That'll make you feel brand new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 16, 2000 Share Posted June 16, 2000 Thump! *Wheeeze...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 16, 2000 Share Posted June 16, 2000 Oh no! Is he still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Spock Posted June 17, 2000 Share Posted June 17, 2000 Probably. Just in case he isn't, let's go through his wallet. Pah! nothing but two dollars and a class C poet's license. What can I get for the leather? ------------------ "Beware the bearded one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Nitro: I'll have a martini, totally dry. Bartender: Um, Sir, that would make it a vodka, not a martini... Nitro: I don't care, now where's that cognac I ordered? Bartender: Sir, you ordered a vodka. Nitro: I ORDERED A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS, YOU IDIOT!!! *30 seconds later* Bartender: Here you go, sir. Nitro *takes a sip*: You numbskull! This isn't the martini I ordered! Bartender: You ordered a scotch on the rocks. Nitro: I ASKED FOR A- *Nitro passes out from too muh alcohol* ------------------ Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in! -Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Huntress85 Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 any girls alowed at this party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scuba Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 I'll just drink a Pepsi, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Huntress85 Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 designated driver Scuba? Nitro, Limp Bizkit Rocks. What do u think of Kid Rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scuba Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Yeppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ikhnaton Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 I forgot to mention that it is spelled gratuitously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander 5-98 Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Juri juice for me!!!!! what happens to someone who drinks to much of that?Lets ask Teemto Pagalies a well known podracer who has more than enough pre race celebration. Teemto:Whata want (hicup) cant ya see that I'm drinking?I don't know where Wattom is. (hicup)Is that Juri Juice for me!!??(hicup) (He takes one sip and passes out and stays out for the next three days!) ------------------ I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zargon Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 this is what i like to see, its good to see you guiding them on the good path Ike ------------------ Master Zargon Windu ROGUE 1 MAJOR SOB 2 I AM your only hope Official RAL Kegmonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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