Guest Chillin Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 Don't worry Imladil we still know you're a great veteran, however the young hotshots like myself could still waste your old tail anyday no matter how much experience you have. J/K ------------------ "Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 OKAY! Every one calm down and be nice! For get what I had made you do and continue your boring little lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 That's why I always release a couple of flares* on launch, whenever I have 'young pups' on the duty roster with me. Take 'em out early, so I have more targets to play with for myself... <font size=1>*Flares: small countermeasure warheads which intercept incoming missiles...or nearby ships, if no missiles are present. They don't actually zero in on your guys, but I'm telling the story here.</font> ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited June 21, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Well if I have to be young can I at least be a 'young kitten' j/k. ------------------ "Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Bad thing to say Chillin, I hate cats- and kittins. I shoot them with a B-B gun for fun. I am thinking of going to a 22' instead of the B-B gun because the cats that saty around my place haven't learned their leason and still stay around. So be something else, Chillin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Thats one of the cruelest things ever. ------------------ "Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 The Master, I have nothing positive to say about your last post. A cat, like any living, feeling creature, deserves the same basic dignity and kindness that you yourself would expect to be shown. Hurting or killing them for fun is one of the worst things you could possibly do...to yourself. Now, what did he mean by that? <font size=1>BTW, I live with three kitties, and they are sweet little critters. The thought of someone shooting them fills me with raving not-nice thoughts.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 I live with 4 cats, but their my sisters. I agree with you master about shooting cats, but only with waterguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 I used to have two cats, they died a while back. sniff I miss them, they died from being shot alot by cruel boys with bb guns. (Actually they died of old age. ) ------------------ "The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 I have a great big dog that I let loose on em once. Now that was funny! You should have watch them run. And my reason why I hate cats. Since it has seemed to discouraged you all, the reason is that there is an over population of them at my place. (I don't let them in the house. If they do come in they pay for it.) I only shoot them to try to scare them away for good. If they don't leave soon it might lead to- extermination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 I used to hunt when I was young. I killed many creatures, most made the table. I joined the military...I saw death there. Don't even try to make humorous remarks about causing death to living creatures 'til you've stared death in it's cold,dark eyes and smelled the stench of hoplessness. no sig...no smiles...this is as serious as I ever get. [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited June 22, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 I put a smile in my last post, but I was serious. If you lived where I do you would understand. There are over 30 cats at my place they get into everything and become a problem. I might have to send them to some place that take care of cats or put to sleep if you take my meaning. No smilies, no signature, no funny stuff. I am completly serious. Now lets change the topic! (the smile is to cheer everyone up.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 WHat is the dimensional equivilant of a fuzzublaitzalopicavingdoobat? ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 I appreciate what you're trying to do, Lieutenant. Unfortunately, for the sake of some poor, innocent kitties, I feel I must make a point before I let it drop. The Master, I am not perfect. When I was younger and a lot dumber, I used to shoot at birds with a pellet gun. I used to say to myself, 'It's okay...there are too many birds, anyway...some animal will eat anything I kill.' But you know what? It was complete B.S...I was a small person who got a kick out of proving my ability to kill, and my naive lack of regard (while not necessarily cruel in intention) allowed me to gloss over something that otherwise would have been clearly wrong. Then, one day, I saw an owl sitting in a tree. It was quite a distance, and I didn't think my chances of hitting it were that good anyway...so I took a shot. I hit that poor creature in the eye; it fell from its perch in the tree, breaking several branches on the way down, and landed in a blackberry thicket. As I ran over, I could hear the terrified and agonized owl crashing about in the blackberries (and anyone who's been around blackberries knows that it's the last place you want to be!) The owl was not dead. And I could not get to it to finish it off. My careless disregard had condemned the innocent creature to a slow and very painful death. To this day, I consider it a great failing of mine not just that I shot the bird, but also that I didn't dive into the thorns to cease that owl's suffering. I was too small to have known better, and then I was too small to take the responsibility for it. Whatever pain and agony that owl went through, I can say that my own sense of guilt has been painful enough. If I could go back in time and stop myself, I would...and this is why I feel I must speak out against The Master's position; not just for the kitties, but because of the damage he's doing to his own psyche. It's the sort of thing that comes back years later to haunt you. The Master, you don't need to protect yourself from those cats, and you aren't responsible for controlling their population. Please, I ask you, just leave them alone. If there truly are so many, a phone call to the animal control officer can take care of the problem without causing any undue suffering. Thank you for listening. One smilie, just to betray my earnest good intentions: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 T MASTER, how about a big friendly dawg. Good for yer soul,unquestioned love and a cat's NATURAL enemy. If ya live in the country, they also keep the snake population down just by being there. Just be sure to feed Mr. Dawg inside or the cats will hang around to eat the leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 I got a dog. He likes cats but one cat doesn't like him and has had a grudge for over half a year! And the dog didn't even do anything to it! We used to have TONS of cats around our place our cats would invite them over, until someone called the animal control people and now there's not so many cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 If you hate cats being around your place, make a sprinkler with a sensor system on it, so when cats do come in your yard, they'll get soaked by the sprinkler, unless they like water that should get rid of the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 One sprinkler won't cut it. I own over 100 acres.(I'm not a farmer. ) And Imladil, I can't stand to watch a bird get hurt. Also about shooting the cats with a B-B gun, it only gives the cats a temporary sting. (When my dog is eating they go down and start eating his food. Thats when the B-B gun comes in handy.) I used to have pitty for the cats for a few years but then they became a problem, I still ignored them. Then the became to much of a problem which leads to me having to do something. As I said if you lived where I do you would understand. I probably am going to call an animal control center if that makes you all happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 Well master about the shootting cats I have an Idea GIVE SOME OF THE STINKIN' CATS AWAY!! As Joshep Stalin once said,"Now Man, No problem" In this case No cats,no problem And i don't mean shoot them all and why/how did you get them ------------------ "Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!" "What does that have to do with us?" "Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!" (You here light Sabers clashes) "Luke come to the NeoSide!" "Never!" (you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge) "(sob sob) He was my friend , Well I'm over that Well sucks to be him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 oh, now that's a real problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 Listen to Shootist and get a dog. I used to have a dog, it was half Collie and half Black Lab. It had a Collie's build and long fur, but the color was black like the lab. It had the Collies temperament, very nice with kids and wouldn't hurt a fly. However, it was still playful and happy like a lab. It was perfect. Besides, it'll keep the cats away without hurting them. Sure it'll chase em and snarl at them, but's not likely to catch them. I've always prefered dogs over cats but both are nice. ------------------ "The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 Okay, so what happens when you accidentally hit the cat in the eye? A prolonged yowling horror story that I'm trying to prevent in the first place. Thank you for calling the animal control people. BTW...I'll bet you don't have many problems with mice or rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 I got a yellow lab that loves everything-especially attention from strangers. He also scares sales people away. He loves cats too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 anyways, change the topic, now. 'cuse I still don't know....... What is the dimensional equivilant of a fuzzublaitzalopicavingdoobat? ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted June 23, 2000 Share Posted June 23, 2000 The dimension where everyone is happy go lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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