Guest The Master Posted June 23, 2000 Posted June 23, 2000 I have been thinking that maybe use idiots can make arrangments on this topic of when to meet in the Chat room. We need to make it good for something! ------------------ "What is thy bidding thy Master"- Darth Vader. Go into the pantry and steal a cookie!"- me.
Guest Commander 5-98 Posted June 23, 2000 Posted June 23, 2000 Hows 7:00 central sound? ------------------ I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon
Guest The Master Posted June 23, 2000 Posted June 23, 2000 Well, I live on the eastern coast. We will have to find out about the time zones so we get on at the same time.
Guest Chillin Posted June 24, 2000 Posted June 24, 2000 I'm on central time. ------------------ "The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"
Guest Commander 5-98 Posted June 24, 2000 Posted June 24, 2000 Wednesday ------------------ I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon
Guest George the Armadillo Posted June 24, 2000 Posted June 24, 2000 I live in a place where time is but a paradox and nothing is at it seems. It looks a lot like that Dali painting with the melting watches...I forget what it's called The Persistence of Time (or Memory) Armadillos are an intelligent master race here. We purged the Aardvarks and Anteaters simply because they annoyed us a lot. We used specially trained gerbils to do all the work for us; it frees us to contemplate the universe and expand our minds, which is not nearly as deep and meaningful as you woulld think. Cheese is plentiful, as is Dr. Pepper and BBQ chips. We are currently working on the technology to enlighten your Armadillos and take over your world. We have but one weakness... ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest The Master Posted June 24, 2000 Posted June 24, 2000 Well since I live on the east coast, despite what time your computer says I posted this it is 2:32 right now. And when does your computer say I posted this? ------------------ "What is thy bidding thy Master"- Darth Vader. Go into the pantry and steal a cookie!"- me.
Guest George the Armadillo Posted June 25, 2000 Posted June 25, 2000 Your Earth Armadillos are stupid, and cannot understand my people. ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest Imladil Posted June 25, 2000 Posted June 25, 2000 Yeah? Well, your Earth people are so stupid they can't understand my armadillos--! Wait...
Guest Chillin Posted June 26, 2000 Posted June 26, 2000 Sorry Armadillo, we shouldn't have made Imladil our spokes person. ------------------ "The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"
Guest George the Armadillo Posted June 26, 2000 Posted June 26, 2000 There I am!!! Ain't a sexy armored mammal thingy? ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest Chillin Posted June 26, 2000 Posted June 26, 2000 Don't Armidallos take dirt baths? Ahh that explains a few things.
Guest George the Armadillo Posted June 27, 2000 Posted June 27, 2000 That would be confusing me with your standard Earth Armadillos. They were once a colony of Armadillos from my world, but they lost their way and their technologies failed. They reverted to our old ways, before the "Enlightenment", which was a lot like the beginning of 2001, but with armadillos instead of apes. ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest The Master Posted June 27, 2000 Posted June 27, 2000 And they shrunk into pitiful little animals.
Guest George the Armadillo Posted June 27, 2000 Posted June 27, 2000 Yes, they did shrink. They could no longer maintain the nutritional intake they needed to survive as a full size armadillo. I, as an average sized armadillo, am just over a whopping FOUR FEET LONG!!! (Including tail) ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest Commander 5-98 Posted June 28, 2000 Posted June 28, 2000 well thats your problem! ------------------ I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon
Guest Shootist Posted June 28, 2000 Posted June 28, 2000 Armadillos remind me of my ex-wife. She Never ventured forth before 2:30p.m.:then only if the weed was tempting. Her heart was tougher than an armadillo's hide and she had a tail, only hers was forked like Satan's. Above ass she NEVER EVER did ANY house keeping!!! ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!
Guest Commander 5-98 Posted June 28, 2000 Posted June 28, 2000 The last time I saw an armadilo I was running it over... But one as big as George hmmm...! Drag out my gundam and prepare its beam cannon! ------------------ I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon
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