Guest Imladil Posted July 4, 2000 Posted July 4, 2000 Today is the fourth of July. Like most of my fellow Americans, I will celebrate today by blowing stuff up. One hundred and twenty-six years ago, our forefathers extended raised fingers to the crown, and the world hasn't gotten over it since. All we wanted was a little tea and self determination...now we have the entire world under close sattelite scrutiny. *Sigh.* Our cup truly runneth over, and buddy--it ain't tea! Some day dragons will come and none of this will matter, but for now my kind is riding the great golden dolphin and we must celebrate it by frightening the sky gods with thunder of our own making. *Burp!* When does that pizza get here? ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest the chosen Posted July 4, 2000 Posted July 4, 2000 talk about a religion of your own --------------------------------- the one funny thing about this forum goes like this "thankyou for deleting your post" [This message has been edited by the chosen (edited July 04, 2000).]
Guest Cougar Posted July 4, 2000 Posted July 4, 2000 Aah, God bless America! ------------------ I'm not crazy, I'm just a little confused.
Guest Imladil Posted July 4, 2000 Posted July 4, 2000 Religion? I've always wanted to expose myself at, I mean to religion... Note concerning topic name: Both we and the Vietnamese celebrate important holidays with fireworks. Let's blow some s**t up in honor of world peace. Woo-hoo! I made my own fireworks with gunpowder and rolls of toliet paper...who wants to help me set 'em off? ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest George the Armadillo Posted July 5, 2000 Posted July 5, 2000 Originally posted by Imladil: One hundred and twenty-six years ago That is a bit skewed...it should be 224 years... I think you are one of the Communist Lackeys. ------------------ I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did
Guest Imladil Posted July 5, 2000 Posted July 5, 2000 I'm not a commie, George...I'm a time traveler. Hence the date confusion. And I am good. Really. I have references. (...!)
Guest The Master Posted July 5, 2000 Posted July 5, 2000 I got some sparklers left from yesterday if anyone wants some! Some of them explode after it's done!
Guest Imladil Posted July 5, 2000 Posted July 5, 2000 The toilet paper bombs were dangerous, colorful and humorous. A new art, the 'flaming teepee,' has been born. <font size=1>(I...am...joking.)</font> Actually, all I had were two ground-blossoms left over from last year. It's always funny when the younger kitties get their first look at a Chinese ground-blossom in full whizzing glory... ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest FireFly Posted July 5, 2000 Posted July 5, 2000 hrm, yesterday i went to see the fireworks at the Washington Monument, but as we were driving there we got stuck in a huge traffic jam on GW Parkway and had to watch the whole thing through a big tree out of the passenger window. bah, see if i ever goto washington for fireworks again . well i hope you all had fun [This message has been edited by FireFly (edited July 05, 2000).]
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