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Guest Rogue15
Posted

I've ejected out of my y-wing on sullust and am being burned help!

Guest Cougar
Posted

Well, that was silly of you! biggrin.gif

 

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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little confused.

Guest The Master
Posted

Sorry, you are on your own. I am on Barkesh at the moment. I am not going to pass by that planet for anytime soon so you will have to FRY! Soory. biggrin.gif

Guest the chosen
Posted

try running into a laser turret if you do get out. That way you can shoot down all your mates, combiine the spare parts, and fly away home...

 

Guest Rogue15
Posted

I've managed to "borrow" a TIE Interceptor.

Guest the chosen
Posted

well theres always that i suppose

Guest The Master
Posted

I was able to "borrow" an Inbound Fighter before- I haven't returned it yet because it is in multiple peices at the moment. And I don't want the owner to know about this. biggrin.gif (Like I will acually return it. biggrin.gif)

Guest HiddenTalon
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Make sure you "borrow" a fighter with a hyperdrive... I once stole a TIE interceptor, salved another 11 to its comp, and had to ditch them and hijack a frieghter cause they didn't have a hyperdrive frown.gif

 

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Occupation: Crashing virtual X-Wings

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Guest Imladil
Posted

Umm...my mates and I just shot down all the TIEs in the Sullust system. SORRY!

 

Do the Imperial ships have parachutes? Probably not. Oh, well--just lava down there, anyway. smile.gif

Guest Rogue15
Posted

Well, I got shot down by a missile 'cause the imps found out that i stole the interceptor. So i guess i'll go try to find those underground tunnels and talk those sullustans into letting me borrow a ship. hope they don't make me do slave labor for it!

Guest The Master
Posted

It is funny watching tie trying to land on Sulust.

Guest Imladil
Posted

It's funny watching a TIE trying to land on anything. No landing gear, so they'd have to set down on those big solar panels.

 

'Who-ooaa--! Dangit! It's tipping over again! AIIIIEEEEEEEE--!' *Crash!*

Guest The Master
Posted

I didn't really think of that before... Good point, how does a Tie land successfuly?

Guest Imladil
Posted

I don't think TIEs ever survive long enough to worry about landing. biggrin.gif

 

'What do you mean, one of our TIEs has returned to base? Heck, I don't know what to do with it...just tell the pilot to keep circling, I guess.'

 

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

 

--Thrustweasel of Earth

Guest HiddenTalon
Posted

To land a tie (like when the bad/ good depending on your opinion are flying TIE-Wings (the worst kind of ugly)) they have these big cranes on the top of the hanger that pick/blow up the TIES

 

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Name: HiddenTalon

Email: HiddenTalon@mail.com

Occupation: Crashing virtual X-Wings

Webpage: www.scabmaps.cjb.net

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Guest Rogue15
Posted

I guess they have to use repulsorlifts to stop, then one of those things that hangs from the roof drops donw and picks it up, i guess.

Guest The Master
Posted

Commander:"We sent out a squadron of Ties an hour ago. What do you mean they havn't returned?!"

Stormtrooper:"Acually they did come back, it is that they didn't make it during the landing processes.

Commander:"(groan)

Guest Shootist
Posted

To be more exact the landing facilities at a Tie aerodrome looks like a huge version of those black light bug zappers. The Ties just buzz around the lighted tower 'til the Senior Air Controller decides there are enough buggies in the pattern. He then flips the big switch and a huge magnet zaps them home. They remain stuck there til they're refueled, radiators filled and the windshields get washed by a guy in overalls named Gus.(Gus is the guy that needs the dental work)

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Guest Chillin
Posted

Uh I'll have to get in on this topic before I post anything significant, I'm just here to take up space.

 

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Uhh, any suggestions?

Guest Imladil
Posted

I'm just here to change poisonous oxygen into the nitrogen that plants need.

Guest Rogue Unit
Posted

I'm just here to show off my fighting skills

Guest Rogue Unit
Posted

I also like to play the flute, sit up in a tree and communicate with a complicated series of bird calls and whistles.

Guest Rogue Unit
Posted

That was Imladil. He is so obvious smile.gif

Guest The Master
Posted

I am just here to be my usual self. biggrin.gif

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