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Guest The Master

Sorry, you are on your own. I am on Barkesh at the moment. I am not going to pass by that planet for anytime soon so you will have to FRY! Soory. biggrin.gif

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Guest the chosen

try running into a laser turret if you do get out. That way you can shoot down all your mates, combiine the spare parts, and fly away home...

 

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Guest The Master

I was able to "borrow" an Inbound Fighter before- I haven't returned it yet because it is in multiple peices at the moment. And I don't want the owner to know about this. biggrin.gif (Like I will acually return it. biggrin.gif)

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Guest HiddenTalon

Make sure you "borrow" a fighter with a hyperdrive... I once stole a TIE interceptor, salved another 11 to its comp, and had to ditch them and hijack a frieghter cause they didn't have a hyperdrive frown.gif

 

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Guest Imladil

Umm...my mates and I just shot down all the TIEs in the Sullust system. SORRY!

 

Do the Imperial ships have parachutes? Probably not. Oh, well--just lava down there, anyway. smile.gif

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Guest Rogue15

Well, I got shot down by a missile 'cause the imps found out that i stole the interceptor. So i guess i'll go try to find those underground tunnels and talk those sullustans into letting me borrow a ship. hope they don't make me do slave labor for it!

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Guest Imladil

It's funny watching a TIE trying to land on anything. No landing gear, so they'd have to set down on those big solar panels.

 

'Who-ooaa--! Dangit! It's tipping over again! AIIIIEEEEEEEE--!' *Crash!*

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Guest Imladil

I don't think TIEs ever survive long enough to worry about landing. biggrin.gif

 

'What do you mean, one of our TIEs has returned to base? Heck, I don't know what to do with it...just tell the pilot to keep circling, I guess.'

 

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Guest HiddenTalon

To land a tie (like when the bad/ good depending on your opinion are flying TIE-Wings (the worst kind of ugly)) they have these big cranes on the top of the hanger that pick/blow up the TIES

 

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Guest Rogue15

I guess they have to use repulsorlifts to stop, then one of those things that hangs from the roof drops donw and picks it up, i guess.

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Guest The Master

Commander:"We sent out a squadron of Ties an hour ago. What do you mean they havn't returned?!"

Stormtrooper:"Acually they did come back, it is that they didn't make it during the landing processes.

Commander:"(groan)

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Guest Shootist

To be more exact the landing facilities at a Tie aerodrome looks like a huge version of those black light bug zappers. The Ties just buzz around the lighted tower 'til the Senior Air Controller decides there are enough buggies in the pattern. He then flips the big switch and a huge magnet zaps them home. They remain stuck there til they're refueled, radiators filled and the windshields get washed by a guy in overalls named Gus.(Gus is the guy that needs the dental work)

 

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Guest Chillin

Uh I'll have to get in on this topic before I post anything significant, I'm just here to take up space.

 

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Uhh, any suggestions?

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Guest Rogue Unit

I also like to play the flute, sit up in a tree and communicate with a complicated series of bird calls and whistles.

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