Guest Sa Memax Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 Hers my answer: If it can out fly a tie:YES if it has a secondary weapon:YES If I can do aerobatics:YES If I can shoot Kasan Moor out of the sky with it and blast her body to give all the suroundings a fresh paint job:The YES most definetly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 Don't mess with me!!! I have the dreaded spirit bomb here, and I will zap the royal voodoo haboozits out of your silly little starfighters in a moment--! <font size=1>"...Captain? You can let go of the helm, now..."</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fondas Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 My favorite vehicle ? That would be AUDI TT Quattro ! No shields, no warheads, it doesn't even have laser cannons ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 My favorite vehicle would be the V-wing. Its cluster missles and rapid fire mode make it easy to shoot down friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 Imladil's Top Ten Reasons Not to Fly X-Wings: 1: Getting shot down sucks. 2: Not being able to fly away fast sucks. 3: No cupholders. 4: Can't shoot with S-foils closed...why?!? 5: Silly robot staring at the back of your head. 6: No FM radio/CD player. 7: Large spaceframe draws enemy fire. 8: Chicks don't dig X-wing pilots. 9: X-wings will not float in water. 10: Any voodoo muppet with a stick can levitate an X-wing. ...Did I mention how SLOW they were? ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 Has any one noticed how my Apprentice loves to shoot down his friends. Hint: Iif you become his friend, watch your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 If life is hard to ya, and it seems like its never gonna end, I'll be your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quisling Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 Alright for the record I am going to get my opinion in here too..... And IMALDI !!! RIGHT ON!!! The A-wing is by far the fastest most manuverable thing out there, the only complaint you can have is the shields but when you are a speed GOD DEMON like me they don't tend to get a lot of shots off at me. You come at me anytime with an x-wing and cry all you want how you think your shields will last me off but the won't.... OH NO they won't just let me get off about 2 shots before you have time to blink a couple of homing missles and you can kiss your sweet X-wing ass goodbye!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 *!* Oh, my... Let this be a warning: the A-wing produces heavy G-forces, and can bring a pilot to the point of blacking out if he isn't careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 So I think we all should be HAPPY-GO-LUCKY FRIENDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 ...with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 7, 2000 Share Posted May 7, 2000 Alright I just heard of this new ship, it's not in any game it was in a book. The book was Rogue Squadron, Isard's Revenge. The ship is called a TIE Defender. Alright listen up. It has shield's unlike a normal TIE, it has 4 laser cannons which can be fired singally, linked, or quadded, it has 2 ion cannons, it carries 8 concusion missles or proton torpedoes, it has a tractor beam, it is hyperdrive capable, and it is very fast and manuverable both in space and atmosphere. Now I don't care what you say you all know this is the best ship even if it's not in the game! And if you do disagree I might cry because I know it's the greatest, and you don't want to see me cry it aint pretty. It wouldn't even be funny if you were joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 7, 2000 Share Posted May 7, 2000 Well, as long as we're picking ships that aren't in the game, I cast my vote for the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. <font color=yellow>"...Quick! Somebody push a button!"</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 Okay! How about this big RED BUTTON. (BEEP) Uhhh.... Their goes the Tie Defender.... Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 Pretty fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 See what you guys did, blowing up the TIE Defender, now i'm crying. Really I could care less, i'm not that attached to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Hhow about this button for destroying Chillin's A-Wing. (Beep) Uhh.... There goes another of his ships! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Good one less A-Wing is always a plus. "TK421, why aren't you at your post?" -Stormtrooper control dude on the first Death Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Oh, really? Well, I think I'll just push this button marked 'transporter auto config.' Now what can that mean...? "TK421, why aren't you at your post? TK421? I'll have to--hey! Where did everyone go? Level Central Command, this is hangar six-six-charlie; we have missing crewmen! Hello? Core Command? This is hangar six-six-charlie trying to reach ANY command level personnel...Communications? Anyone...?" <font color=yellow>HUMMMM-MMM-MMMMMM--!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 10, 2000 Share Posted May 10, 2000 Man thats really funny. Really. Now as I'm being zapped to somewhere on the other side of the galaxy I reach out with the Force and strangle your scrawny neck. Then I come out of the warp hole or whatever and die in the void of space...but I got you first! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 11, 2000 Share Posted May 11, 2000 But luckly, I escape. Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 11, 2000 Share Posted May 11, 2000 Can't beat that kind of determination... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 12, 2000 Share Posted May 12, 2000 I was just joking, and I hope I didn't give anyone the impression that I'm a crazed killer bent on the destruction of IMLADIL, I also hope that I did not frighten any of the children out there. I think it's time for a dumb quote... "Tennis balls are green and so is grass but grass is more dangerous." -Me,Myself,and I It's true though that grass is more dangerous, people with alergies just swell up and... [This message has been edited by Chillin (edited May 11, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 12, 2000 Share Posted May 12, 2000 Fact: everyone who hangs out here has one thing in common. They like to wreak violence on moving or stationary targets. Makes us all at least a little whack-o, now, dunnit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 12, 2000 Share Posted May 12, 2000 Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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