Guest The Master Posted May 20, 2000 Posted May 20, 2000 Okay doky! Sure thing Imladil. I will not do anything ever to insult the great exalted Lord. I would never do anything!
Guest Chillin Posted May 21, 2000 Posted May 21, 2000 All hail the great and powerful IMLADIL(bowing on my knees). So IMLADIL I have a few request, first I want a real X-WING equiped with everything, then...
Guest Imladil Posted May 21, 2000 Posted May 21, 2000 Oh, all right. If we're going to do a Rogue Squadron religion, though, we're gonna have to class ourselves up. No beer in the cockpit (it plays heck with the avionics), and let's see some lewd nose art on those starfighters! Also--and most importantly--we need some snappy flight suits to set us apart from the heathens. Those orange 'shoot me' flight suits are just so twentieth century... Sure, Chillin there's your real X-wing. *Twinkle* <font color=red>Zap-zap! Zap-zap! Zap--BOOM!</font> *Crash!* Aw, did it get shot down already? Tsk-tsk... ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest Chillin Posted May 21, 2000 Posted May 21, 2000 Alright I sobered up, repainted my starfighter, and got a new flight suit. I have just one request oh divine one, destroy all the A-Wings!
Guest The Master Posted May 22, 2000 Posted May 22, 2000 Oh, great Iimladil, I don't ask for anything but your blessing. Please great one.
Guest Chillin Posted May 22, 2000 Posted May 22, 2000 If not for us then do it for all the pilots that would get shot down flying the A-Wings.
Guest Imladil Posted May 22, 2000 Posted May 22, 2000 Looks like Chillin wants to fly a cardboard box with paper wings... "Hey! Check this guy out! Looks like he's hanging onto a kite...naw, don't shoot him down yet. I want to see the expression on his face when I launch a missile after him..." ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest Chillin Posted May 23, 2000 Posted May 23, 2000 No, please, master it was a petty and stupid joke, forgive me.
Guest Imladil Posted May 23, 2000 Posted May 23, 2000 <font color=yellow>*Ding!*</font> *(Chillin suddenly changes into a three-inch long space fairy, fluttering about like a confused hummingbird.)* Now that was a petty and stupid joke... ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited May 23, 2000).]
Guest Chillin Posted May 23, 2000 Posted May 23, 2000 "Tweeet, Tweeeeeet, Tweet" Traslation: "At least I'll be an extremely hard target."
Guest The Master Posted May 24, 2000 Posted May 24, 2000 Great one, Imladil, did you destroy my apprentice, because I can't find him.
Guest Chillin Posted May 24, 2000 Posted May 24, 2000 Yeah, I haven't heard from your Apprentice in a while.
Guest Imladil Posted May 24, 2000 Posted May 24, 2000 Well, I have an 'apprentice,' too...and I can make him show himself at will. Observe:
Guest Evil Spock Posted May 24, 2000 Posted May 24, 2000 Hey! What the...? Oh, come on! What am I, a puppet?
Guest The Master Posted May 25, 2000 Posted May 25, 2000 Imladil, are you by chance, Evil Spock? Just kind of, umm, wondering.
Guest Chillin Posted May 25, 2000 Posted May 25, 2000 Are you joking or should I feel stupid for thinking you two were different people????
Guest Shootist Posted May 26, 2000 Posted May 26, 2000 I'll bet Zoom Rabbit could set you straight, anybody heard from the Zoomer lately? ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!
Guest Chillin Posted May 26, 2000 Posted May 26, 2000 I went to Jedinet but I couldn't find the Cantina forum IMLADIL was talking about, any help with directions would be appriciated.
Guest The Master Posted May 26, 2000 Posted May 26, 2000 But I still think EVIL SPOCK and IMLADIL are the same person.
Guest Imladil Posted May 29, 2000 Posted May 29, 2000 Yes, indeed, Imladil and Evil Spock are both myself. I am also Zoom Rabbit at www.jediknight.net where I also control the puppets named Pink Monkey and President Reagan...with an occasional word from God. And that ain't all. At XWA I occasionally post as Imladil Thrustweasel, and at some site associated with Obi-Wan Kenobi I'm registered as Skyhog. Can't find the JediKnight site? Click on the underlined address in this post. At the title page, click on forums (it's small, at the top of the page, with the phrase <font color=red>HOT!!!</font>), then choose the Cantina forum. Check out Radio Free Saturn for quick laughs or The Way of the Jedi for mystical talk. I know that I could make a link directly to either page...but that would be too easy. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest Young Jedi Posted May 29, 2000 Posted May 29, 2000 Rogues, I like the Naboo for blowing stuff up, for all the reasons you've mentioned...but...for huge laughs, use the passcode of KOELSCH to get the Men-In-Black car to replace the V-wing !!! Tell me what you think about spanking the Empire in a '57 Detroit motorcar?!!! :-)
Guest The Master Posted May 29, 2000 Posted May 29, 2000 Acually I like to drive it through Mos Eisly Spaceport. But once and a while I make a bad turn and.... (boom) Whoops there goes a building! Imladil, I joined those forums you were talking about. Now there are more people for me to rule! Mwa ha ha ha ha! I am invincible! [This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 28, 2000).]
Guest Chillin Posted May 29, 2000 Posted May 29, 2000 Thanx for the help IMLADIL I just get lost really easily
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