Guest Rogue Posted August 5, 2000 Share Posted August 5, 2000 The Master is "offically" the newest "1000 posts thing"! Good job ------------------ Ahh the classical scene from Star Wars Episode 6 : Return of the Jedi (the scene takes place in the Emperors Palace, 0000 Way Up Street,DeathStar,Space) Darth Vader:Luke I am your Son's, mothers, fathers, demolition expert, plumbers, favorite authors, Roommate!!! Luke: What does that have to do with us?! Darth Vader: Absolutly NOTHING Luke: NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Darth Vader: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! Luke Come to the Neo Polked dotted Striped Blown up side of the Force!! Luke:NEVER Darth Vader: ALWAYS wait I'm mean YES!!!! Luke:Never You slurped up piece of Pond Scum! Darth Vader: so you know my true Identidy. Luke: yeah it goes all around the Internet! Darth Vader: Oh really? Who gave you the piece of the Information?! Luke:the Emperor himself!!!! Darth Vader: Ahh lets go in business say...........Force Side Fixxits! Luke: sure i'll use my powers like choking and pullying so we can Kill the customer then get all his money then we'll have a regualer business!!!! Darth Vader: Yes and our first target..........Bill Gates! Both: Mwhahahahahaha(Choking) ( a furball comes up) Well guys how did you like my story in the origanl Lukes head falls down and off the bridge into a Nuclear Reactor but this one is better I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 5, 2000 Share Posted August 5, 2000 And how much does that PAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue Posted August 6, 2000 Share Posted August 6, 2000 Well it doesn't "pay" it "depays" What I mean is he owes us all $1000!(j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted August 6, 2000 Share Posted August 6, 2000 Hey! You should all give me $1000 for having more posts than any of you.... (Except for Imladil. It looks like I will head for more than him.) But thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 Good point Well in that case here is your $1000 in Confedercy money (i'm sorry we only have paper!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 Oh man. Iit looks like the owners of the site have to do the paying anyways. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 Sorry Master but it's easy to get 1,000 posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 When you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 This way... ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted August 7, 2000 Share Posted August 7, 2000 Ya but I don't. I TRIED IT ONCE AND GOT IN TROUBLE. I bet Chillin remembers that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted August 8, 2000 Share Posted August 8, 2000 I know SOMEBODY did it. I guess it's legal, kinda like O.J. gettin' off. We know it was wrong but he got away with it. The only reason I did it was for an example. Won't ever happen again. ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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