Canadian Pie!!!!

[Guest Nitro]

I muse in reading the recent venting of voter frustration regarding the attack on our venerable Canadian politicians by pie-armed civilians.

 

BEWARE: The great minds in Ozzawa are probably drafting a new law supported by the Pies Can Kill lobby that will require every pie to be registered and all pie makers photographed and issued an ident-card to allow them to purchase those restricted ingredients that result in a pie.

 

The registrant must list the various makes of pies in their arsenal and failure to do so would result in a fine and/or incarceration. Anyone in possesion of an unregistered pie will be subject to forfeiture and revoking of said Permit for a period yet to be determined. The ingredients must be kept in a locked storage and not readliy visible so that someone without the Pie Permit could not avail themselves of pieing without a licence.

 

Then it would require a licence bureau, employment of political relatives, great benefits, a retirement package fit for a king, and the well-over-budget bureaucratic paper shuffle that we have become accustomed to.

 

YEAH! Good idea! Go for it!

 

Name Changed As Part Of The Activist Protection Program, Moncton.

 

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[Guest Shootist]

Well if that passes we'll have to teach Pie-handling safety classes before we issue a liscense. We will have to have Pie safety devices that ONLY the Pie owner can unlock to use the aforementioned pies. Pies will have to be classified as Hand-Pies or Sporting-Pies and regulated accordingly. For example, if a blueberry pie contains more than 15 blueberries it must be classified as an assault pie, and banned by the government. However if that pie has 15 or less berries it can be classified as a Sport hunting pie and may be carried with the crust and filling physicaly seperated from each other. Seperation can be considered as having to get through at least one locked device in order to arm the sporting pie.

For those of us who work late in socio-economically challenged areas, the carrying of Pies for self-protection will be considered on a case-by-case basis, and only after the user has passed the pie background check to insure that he/she has never used a pie in commission of a crime.

Watch out for those drive by merangings, whipped cream muggings, and Key Limes of Passion.

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!