Guest Imladil Posted March 6, 2001 Posted March 6, 2001 Wally the space dolphin says 'Greetings!' and sends you a bounty of fish from deep space in hopes that you will put this slight increase in the world food supply to good use by freeing a generation of burly fishermen to build instead an enormous golden dolphin temple for sun worship and the establishment of the Great Dolphin from Space as a minor deity to be worshipped by you lowly hominids who have heretofore failed to recognize the basic intrinsic superiority of the delphine lifeform. What? ------------------ "I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth." --Thrustweasel of Earth
Guest Zargon Posted March 6, 2001 Posted March 6, 2001 OY ------------------ Master Zargon Windu ROGUE 1 MAJOR SOB 2 I AM your only hope Official RAL Kegmonkey
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 6, 2001 Posted March 6, 2001 Warn Wally that the Space Tuna Fishing Operation is in Full Swing Here
Guest Imladil Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 Well, that old sig was a classic 'Imladil.' Nowadays, though, I'm favoring 'Zoom Rabbit' sigs... And you had better warn the space fishermen about Wally! He is not afraid of space nets... ------------------ 'Rieekan, this is the commander! It's imperative that you kiss my fuzzy pink @$$...!'
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 Maybe not old Tuna Fisherman, But the New models here use Stun Nets, Turbolaser's and a Stolen A-Wing know as the ThrustWeasel, taken from Imladil long term storage vault after a prolonged absence.
Guest Imladil Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 Don't be ridiculous. Thrustweasel is right here! Whaddaya think I'm flying in, a box kite?
Guest Moff_Kioet Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 hello wally, what do you think of Imladil?
Guest Redwing Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 The A-Wing is the best. so there! ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Guest Imladil Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 Asking Wally the space dolphin what he thinks of Imladil is like asking Buddha what he thinks of God...you aren't likely to get a straight answer. Shields? Why the hell would I be concerned with shields if you can't hit my small, fast, psychotically unpredictable butt in the first place? I zig, I zag, I come straight at you full speed...anything but hold still and wonder how strong my shields are. True story: I passed the raid on Sullust (with the ACE code entered) the other day with just one A-wing. It wasn't hard, either--the trick is to go full speed the whole way, taking the turrets out before they can lock onto you. Dodonna-Blissex A-wing space superiority starfighter. Fly one now! ------------------ 'Rieekan, this is the commander! It's imperative that you kiss my fuzzy pink @$$...!'
Guest The Master Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 I feel a type of ship arguement brew up. And coming in at full spped like a freighttrain out of control.... Um, sorry.
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 7, 2001 Posted March 7, 2001 *Flips Stutter Shot Trigger On* Starts shooting Quad blasts a Imladil A-Wing so fast he can't dodge them all, dumps disctionary power into engines and catches up to imladils A-Wing and Rams it...
Guest Imladil Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 *(Drops two flares and blows up Rogue9's spaceship as it's closing in.)*
Guest Moff_Kioet Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 /has his 2 imperial star destroyers hyper in and shoot like mad at imladil's a-wing. ------------------ For the Empire! FM/LT Kioet Csuhen/Theta 2-3/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 Jumps In with the Mon Remonada and Opens Fire on Zoom
Guest Redwing Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 *Sends in his quantum-armored A-Wings to Zoom's assistance* ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Guest Imladil Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 Thrustweasel was tenderly hand-built by German elves at a Federation temporal research facility in the twenty-ninth century...and has an avionics package that is not only classified, but undescribable with today's terminology. I am unaffected. [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited March 08, 2001).]
Guest The Master Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 The Master comes in on a Hapan Dragon starship and blow you all away. "End of arguement! I hate having to clean up after destroying these arguement."
Guest Imladil Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 That was a hologram, fool. I am hiding right behind you, in the electromagnetic wake of your own engines. <font size=4><font color=red>*Zap-zap! Zap-zap! Zap-zap! Zap--!*</font> *BOOM!*</font> You dies, now!
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 Jumps in with the Lusankya and Blows the Hapan Battle Dragon Away...and we can asume the Master is Female as only Women can Command Hapan Ships.
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 Drops Proton Torpedeo Salvo into Hapan Battle Dragon's Bridge
Guest Moff_Kioet Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 well, i'll be back once I get research on the Imperial Star Destroyer Class II and build 2 of them. man the firepower on those can create a black hole, hey, i wonder where the Katana fleet is.
Guest Kuati Commander Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 I Guess you better read the Thrawn Trilogy, huh
Guest Rogue9 Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 Oops, that was my Post, Dang KDY Employee's won't leave me alone.
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