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Guest Imladil

See post count at left. biggrin.gif

 

Since I can no longer post in this thread (or I'd screw up the post number), this effectively becomes a free 'Imladil bash' page. Y'all can blow me up, cut my head off, whatever you want, and I can't do a thing about it. wink.gif

 

Consider it my birthday gift to the capitalist imperial running-dog edifice of economic world domination/police state I call America. *(Pees on flagpole.)*

 

Hee-hee-hee... smile.gif

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Guest Imladil

What the--?

 

The post count got messed up anyway! *Sigh* Originally, it was post number 1776.

 

Don't tell me I'm gonna have to defend what I said about America just now. eek.gif Nooooo--!

 

*(Runs away.)*

 

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Guest Redwing

Oh my gosh, Cracken's back

 

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

At last we will have revenge.

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Guest Redwing

Post counts are updated every time somebody posts. So much for that...

Why would anyone want to go Imladil-bashing, he does it to himself enough already biggrin.gifwink.gif

 

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

At last we will have revenge.

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Guest Imladil

Wally the space dolphin says that America is indeed run by very intelligent whippets (running dogs) but that us little monkey people shouldn't even be aware of it at this time due to the very clever way they look and act like sporting animals, but pass on detailed instructions to the waiting illuminatus by where they choose to urinate before each race.

 

'Oh, look--he's peeing on Cuba's fence post! Write this down...'

 

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Guest Shootist

I lived in Louisiana once and had a running dog once named Phideaux (pronounced Fido by non cajuns) Does he count?

 

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Never sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things.

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