Guest Lynk Former Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 I was digging around the archives, looking for posts that I made a couple of years ago when I found this one from Imladil... This is one's a classic... Originally posted by Imladil: INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY: 1) Check for VR goggles. Remove. 2) If no girl, go to bar. 3) If girl, reach out to touch. 4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2. 5) If touch soft nice, then girl. 6) If slapped, go to 2. 7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real. Hehehe... funny... Anywayz, If you find any classic posts from ages ago then post em up here. I'm sure there's been quite a few moments... I hope ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Hey here's a recent one... This one's from 'Return of the Prodigals' started by Redwing... Firstly there a couple of posts where Redwing comments that there are a lot of people returning to RS.Net, the I make a fool out of myself and then this... Originally posted by Redwing: It's ok Lynk. Just so long as you NEVER LEAVE THESE FORUMS AGAIN! Have a nice day. At that point I decided to add a little humor... Originally posted by Lynk Former: Lynk's eyes widen. "Uh-oh I don't like the sound of that," he tells himself as he hears some very large door creak shut. "HELP! NO! LEMME OUT! PLEASE!" Lynk bangs his fists on the door franticly, trying to get someones attention. He was successful. All around him, red glowing eyes blinked open. "Oh ****!" Lynk exclaimed, "Please no..." The dark figures stepped out of the shadows, chanting, "Stay with us Lynk... stay..." Lynk turns back to the door and starts to pound his fists into it again. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" *shrugs* It's all good... <font size=1>NO SCROLLING! Cracken</font> [This message has been edited by Lt Cracken (edited July 10, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GOOGLE MAN Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 I know!!! Let's dance the GOOGLE MAN Dance!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 *Chops off GOOGLE MAN's head and mounts it on a stick.* ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Google man really hates me doesn't he... hehe goooooood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Aha...a conversation between Lynk and Imladil... Originally posted by Corran Horn: When The Phantom Menace came out in Australia in July, I went to see it. But... It was CRAP! Bloody hell, I could pull a better movie out of my arse! Well it wasn't that bad but Return of the Jedi will always be my favourite. Originally posted by Imladil: I liked the new Star Wars movie! And I really wish you wouldn't pull anything out of your arse...yuck! I though it was an imaginative look at the Star Wars universe from a point of view we haven't had before. The special effects were totally cool, and I found the depiction of Jedi warriors in combat at the height of their craft thrilling. It wasn't as easy to get into as the first Star Wars trilogy; the special effects baffle as much as accentuate these days. In that respect, it didn't have the same "legendary" flavor...but inclusive with the others, it helps set up the epic. However...I do hate Jar Jar, almost as much as I hate pikachus. If I saw him crossing the street, I would speed up and take him out with my door. He was okay for most of the movie, but he eventually got on my nerves toward the end. The movie really didn't need a clown to begin with! Anyway. I liked the movie. Deal with it. ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue9 Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue9: A-Wings Suck! Sorry I had to bring it up... [This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited July 09, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Aha, and Imladil's opinion on Wedgey (the most famous annoying spammer)... Originally posted by Imladil: Wedgey isn't a real person. He's symbolic of the annoying monkey child in us all. What do I win? ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 *kills R9* ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 AHA! One of Luka's first posts! (His 9th I believe! ) Originally posted by LukA_YJK: Dear STAR WARS: ROGUE SQUADRON fans ! Inspired by news about "SECRET LEVELS" I earned at least a bronze medal in all 16 missions and by deserving the bronze plated insignia gained access to the first secret mission - "Beggar's Canyon", staining a little deserved the silver plated insignia and passed into the second secret level - "The Death Star Trench Run". But since then (almost 2 months) I could not earn a gold medal in all 18 missions, already promoted to Supreme Allied Commander, armed to the teeth with advanced weapons and able to pilote all available craft - few missions are too tough. At last yesterday spending half night sitting on player profile files I found a storage format of data about pilot awards and privileges, not completely, but enough to misappropriate a gold medal to myself in all missions except one easy. Then by earning a gold also there enjoyed the gold plated insignia award reel and at last passed into the third (seemingly last) secret level - "Battle of Hoth" ! But it was not all - soon I got the Millenium Falcon and even an imperial TIE-Interceptor! 23th of January, 2000 I decided to write a small Win32 utility - the "Rogue Squadron" player profile editor and to place it somewhere on Internet, that everyone can fully enjoy just another outstanding Star Wars game. It was ready in a week and now is available only HERE and for YOU... http://members.tripod.com/~rogue.squadron I found this link through "OBSESSION DOWNLOADS", so now applying to you... Best regards and May the Force be with you ! LukA_YJK from Baku Thanks to all Star Wars: Rogue Squadron developers team and very special thanks to George Lucas ! ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Hey, here's a REALLY funny one... Originally posted by Stealth Echo: INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father! Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true... Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old... Luke: No... Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" Luke: Shut up... Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby! Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it. Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine... Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. Darth Vader: Get a haircut! ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue9 Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 I rather liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 A rather interesting conversation ... Originally posted by Kohl Seerdon: By any chance, is anyone here trying to edit rougue squadron???? Originally posted by LukA_YJK: YES ! Without any great sucsess ;-( Originally posted by Ikhnaton: 'Tain't gonna happen, peeps. Hmmmm.... ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Ooooo! Now we know why there's a Rogue Squadron Two! Observe--- Originally posted by Stealth Echo: Rogue Squadron 2??? I was talking to Lucasarts but nothing is coming up on the idea of Rogue Squadron 2. My god there should be another one... Think of all the planets to fly on and replaying Hoth, Yavin and all of that good stuff. Also what about Flying with Rogue Squadron on missions that are just made up... Damit there should be an expantion pack k, i know there have been strides to make this possible but there has got to be a way!! ------------- Look at the size of that thing! -Wedgey Originally posted by Lt Cracken: yeah, bribing them with 20.9 million dollars, Fruit baskets, and our souls. other than that, there's nothing we can do. We feel your pain, man. Noooo Crackmonkey! Why'd you do it? Was it really worth your soul? ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Yeah, but they did it for Gamecube....... damn them. PS2 and METAL GEAR SOLID 2 are so much mroe appealing..... sniping....... taking hostages, crotch shots....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Aha, an old post proved wrong... Originally posted by Ikhnaton: RS.net has officially hit its lowest point... ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Hey I remember those post between me and Imladil! That was like on of my first posts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 What's wrong with the GCN? I know for a fact that PS2 are crap and will be very inferior when the X Box and GCN come out. I know, I know the PS2 got a huge hype at one stage but it ain't good I tellz ya!!! My cousin-in-law had to take his PS2 back 7 times to replace it cause it was faulty!... But anywayz, when people look at Nintendo they see a big giant company selling little kiddy games. WRONG! Nintendo has brought out games that have taken SO MANY AWARDS! Look at Golden Eye 007 for example... and Perfect Dark. It's so called kiddy games have also taken a whole lot of awards.... anyone care to play The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Or Majora's Mask?.... Come on, don't back down on Nintendo now! The same goes with Sega! Eventhough Sega doesn't make hardware anymore it doesn't mean that it's a crap company! Sega's a great software company and its Sonic series has been around for quite awhile. It's almost as popular as Mario... (Notice I used the word ALMOST... ) Anywayz, The X Box is the thing I am really against. Why? Well here goes: 1. It's by Microsoft... yeah I know I'm using Microsoft Windows... I'll let em make operating systems... NOT consoles!!! 2. It's by Microsoft... 3. It's by Microsoft... 4. It's by Microsoft... and finally... 5. IT'S BY MICROSOFT!!! While that's all fine the PS2 while I like a few aspects of it, I'm still considering wether I like it or hate it... But the PS1 was alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 I posted this one after a very disturbing topic about... pokemon... *shudders* Originally posted by Corran Horn: Pokemon? Pokemon? Does anyone talk about Rogue Squadron anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wade Vox Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 The topic that brought me the most joy was 'Goodbye' by Google Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 So what is this topic about? ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 *shrugs* don't ask me... it's not like I started the topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 But you did start the topic. ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel alliance Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 can anyone dredge up a 'classic' post of mine for my past..that is, if there are any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 I found Q's first post, the little devil. What R.A.V.E.N. said here was kind of funny. Originaly posted by Q: I am the Q from the continuum. I was sent to guide all off you "rogues" on your little trek through the stars, the question is, will you accept me. (I suggest you do) Originaly posted by THE MASTER: I guess you are welcome. Depends on what everyone else says! Chillin will explain the rules for you. So, welcome! (We are invincible.)Mmwahahaha. Originaly posted by R.A.V.E.N.: Sorry to disapoint ya bud but I am the supreme! Say otherwise and Ill make you regret you ever left the continuium. [This message has been edited by The Master (edited July 10, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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