Guest Imladil's Cat Oreo Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Meow--I mean, hello. I hear you computer people talking all the time about problems with mice. Apparently, the little rodents are so fond of your machines that you have to set up a pad for them to sleep on. I'm not sure what the 'mouse port' is for, but I think they're smarter than that. Also, the plastic decoy you use looks nothing like a mouse! Jeez-o-pete, my freaking catnip toy looks more like a mouse than that thing does! Anyway, I'd like to help. I am a cat, you know, so I can eat up all the yummy mice for you! Just stick them in that slot thingie and send them to me. I'm sure Imladil won't mind... Yum. Mice-a-coming! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Oreo, you've been in the catnip again, haven't you? Oh--get off the table! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 I'm afraid our mouses might give Oreo indigestion ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Yeah, I here that optical mice can cause serious stomach problems in 5 out of 6 cats. Otherwise i'd give you mine, honest. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." [This message has been edited by Tie Guy (edited July 19, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 uh... deja vu... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Even if I did send you the mouse, I don't know how you'd chew it. I could just chop it up into bite sizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Stuff. ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Just in case Oreo isn't climbing up the wrong tree, I've put mousetraps all around my computer. So far all I've caught are three of my own fingers and an underwear gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 You should try the kind with the little green glow and the poison. Or maybe you could get the ones that are shaped like the cheese, i hear those work. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 They don't, I couldn't even kill my neighbors baby with those. ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Man your cold! Imladil, it sounds like you actually could have a rat problem, not a mouse problem. In such case you should contact an extirminator...or you could by a rat trap, you know, the big kind. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Cold as Ice... but easily melted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Why does everyone say I'm cold? ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 You mean besides the fact that your name is ice and you don't seem to like anyone and go around beating and stunning people while saying harsh words that seem so unemotional..... I have no idea. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 I think the word we want here is mean, not cold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Cold as Ice ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 How am I unemotional? Anger is an emotion. ------------------ For the empire! MY empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 Fear, anger, hate---the Dark Side are they ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." Maybe ICE is just afraid of something. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 I'll bet he's afraid of gayness. Not to be confused with homosexuality, 'gayness' is the manifestation of character traits which the masculine-polarized personality would describe as feminine, or (in layman's terms) 'gay.' Examples of gayness would be: pastel clothing (especially pink), emotional behavior in public, coasters in the living room, etc. Therefore, we should dress the unit in a 'foofy' pink polo shirt and dress slacks, put him in a discussion group on 'nururing the inner child' and broadcast him in a group hug on PBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 Imladil, I really didn't need to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 That would be embaressing. ------------------ "We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 <FONT SIZE=10>LOL!!!!</FONT> <FONT SIZE=2> ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. [This message has been edited by Redwing (edited July 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Death Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 Imladil- That's great. That is so great! I love your post! I really do. And I think it's a good idea!! If anyone of you guys ever does that I want a picture! Especially of you Ice. ------------------ No one can escape Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lynk Former Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 Maybe those two should set up a fanclub... ------------------ They were there at Yavin... Protected the Rebellion at Hoth... And risked their lives to rid the galaxy of the Empire... They are the legendary... Rogue Squadron... :>8()8<: ===ROGUE SQUADRON CENTRAL=== :>8()8<: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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