Guest Rogue15 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Well, it is with the saddest heart I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man he was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. Doughb! oy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, PopTart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue3 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 LOL! that is a good 1 ------------------ I was born in the shadows, and in the shadows I must go; to find bliss and joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wade Vox Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Play Dough is fun! It's like plastecine but softer and in better, brighter colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TK-421 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S1DC Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 I prefer Napalm to Playdough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TK-421 Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 I see. WHoiz napolian-whatshizface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Napolean Bonaparte? LOL! Poor Doughboy ehehehehehehe ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. -custom made by S1DC Technologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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