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Guest snooozer

hi,

 

i'm from gamefaqs.com. i'm not exactly new here as i've been registered for a while now, but i've only posted maybe 1 or 2 times.

 

anyway, do you have all Golds in Rogue Squadron? have all Platinums in Battle for Naboo? you think you're the best, you're looking for a challenge and maybe looking to hone in on your skills before Rogue Leader comes out? read on..

 

there was a page for N64 games World Record Fastest Times, for all different games. the Rogue Squadron portion of the page wasnt getting many times submitted, so the person who ran the huge massive N64 site let someone else named Zyos471 take over the Rogue Squadron portion, because Zyos promised to get more people to submit times. so Zyos brought the page over to gamefaqs.com and little did he know, he got more people to submit times then he could have hoped.

 

in case ya didnt know, us guys over at gamefaqs are the people who first found all the Platinum Medals in Battle for Naboo. we uncovered all of them within a month of the game's release, including all the stats we posted, the dozens of people we helped to get all Platinums and our unique walkthru's. so we're pretty talented. basically, any tips-of-the-trade that you have heard for Platinum Medals in BFN all came from GameFAQs.

 

in any case, not only did we completely destroy everyone's times that were previously on the site, we narrowed down the times for Rogue Squadron so much over the past several months that even the programmers themselves would be hard pressed to comprehend our fast times.

 

well let me cut to the chase. recently there were certain minor differences that were discovered between the PC and N64 versions of the game, so Zyos did what he had always wanted to do, which is have 2 seperate pages, one for the N64 version and one for the PC version.

 

the PC fast times page was made, but it currently has no times on it. only THREE people have submitted times for the PC version, myself and ATATwar both from GameFAQs, and someone from here who goes by the name of Saber. well thats not his name here, but that was his name on GameFAQs.

 

so we're calling on you guys to submit some times for the PC version to try to compete in some fast times. we know you won't beat our scores, but it'd be fun to try. and yes, that is a challenge.

 

also when RS2 comes out, once everyone has all Golds and stuff like that, we're going to hold another Fast Times competition for that game. except because those of us at GameFAQs are so cocky and arrogant, and because we seem to be the only people who are only concerned with completely mastering the game, we're not going to compete amongst ourselves. instead we're going to challenge everyone else on the internet to compete with us. so basically for the RS2 fast times it will be the people from GameFAQs vs the rest of the internet combined, from sites such as Gamewinners.com, IGN.com and of course, roguesquadron.net. you will not beat us then and you wont beat us now, but if you at least want to get to know us since we'll be beating your butts so bad later on, now is a perfectly good opportunity.

 

plus like I said the PC page is empty now that the N64 and PC scores have been split up, so we need more people to post their times. in the least, you could at least get your name posted on a page where everyone will see it.

 

submitting a time is easy. if you want to submit times for the N64 version, thats cool too, but we're really encouraging people to submit times for the PC version. here's what you need:

 

-email Zyos471@excite.com with one nice handy list of all your times. you may use the Naboo Starfighter, but any times done in the Naboo Starfighter belong in the Naboo Starfighter section (since the N-1 is technically a cheat, it gets its own section).

-include the level, the ship, and your time all on one line each.

-say your name (real name or alias, it doesnt matter, just whatever name you want to be called on the site)

-what country or state you live in (to represent your neighborhood)

-when you get your time, press F12 to make a screenshot. you dont need to email Zyos the screenshot but you will eventually be asked to submit your screenshots for the PC version once the screenshots page is put up.

 

anyway I hope some of you consider this Challenge, and yes, I was hoping that by insulting you guys at how much you all suck at RS would actually spark up some competitive spirit in you all and make you get off your butt and try for some Rogue Squadron Fast Times.

 

please consider what I have said.

 

snoozer

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Guest Rogue15

Well, we all know who Saber is, now, don't we. biggrin.gif

 

I could single handedly beat some of your times, wait, i only use 1 hand, for the joystick. biggrin.gif

 

 

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SOMEONE IS B-R-A-I-N-L-E-S-S!!!

where in the h&(( is the link???????????

 

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Well I'm trying out JK and Mots, so I don't have room on the computer for RS. And you moron, ATATWar and Saber both go here, so we'd be beating ourselves.

 

 

Besides, we know we rule the world of Rogue Squadron. If you think differently, tell me what RogueArm is. tongue.gif

 

 

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hi,

 

you're right, soon after I left I realized I forgot to post the link of the page where your times will be posted.

 

like I said, the page is empty now...

http://geocities.com/zyos471/pcstar.html

 

but there are 3 people who have times already submitted that will be on the page tomorrow. only one person, ATATwar, has submitted times for all levels though. thats because most of my records are on the N64 but I do have quite a few extremely impressive records on the PC version, with screenshots of all of them.

 

to see what I mean, check out some of these links:

http://www.angelfire.com/games3/bfnplatFAQ/eisley.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/games3/bfnplatFAQ/corellia.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/games3/bfnplatFAQ/seerdon.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/games3/bfnplatFAQ/calamari.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/games3/bfnplatFAQ/moff-TIE.jpg

 

that last one is a pic of me beating Seerdon in the TIE fighter. now I know thats not really concrete proof since I could have used infinite lives, but just take my word for it, I did it, no cheats or anything. I have beaten every level in the TIE (not counting the levels where you cant use the TIE). on the N64 i have beaten every level in the TIE except for Moff Seerdon.

 

BTW if some of you guys are thinking about submitting times but want to see how you rank in, i'll post some target times to go for each level

 

Mos Eisley - 0:45

Barkhesh - 5:19

Nonnah - 3:30

Corellia - 6:45

Gerrard V - 0:45 (or 3:49 if you're using the N-1)

Jade Moon - 1:15

Construction Yards - 2:00

Assault on Kile II - 2:40

Rescue on Kessel - 0:25

Prisons of Kessel - 7:45

Taloraan - 2:00

Fest - 5:28

Chandrilla - 4:44 (or think hard and try 4:15)

Sullust - 2:00

Moff Seerdon's Revenge - 3:00

Battle of Calamari - 3:30

Death Star Trench - 1:55 (or 1:50 if you're using the N-1)

Battle of Hoth - 2:49

 

there you have it. those are nowhere near the actual records, but lets just say if any of you guys can pull off times like that then you'll be doing good. thats not necessarily even close to the time you should have unless you've been doing Fast Times for Rogue Squadron for the past several months or longer. but those are target times to aim for.

 

later

 

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Oh come on, I beat most of those times a while ago, and I never did earn all golds.

 

Real challenge. tongue.gif And he still hasn't amswered our questions!!!!!

 

(If other people come up to compete, I might join in)

 

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ATATwar goes here, but is not from here. he is a resident at gameFAQs.com, just ask him, i'm sure he's proud to say it. in fact HE was the one who suggested we try to get you guys to submit times. me and ATATwar both hung out at the BFN and RS boards at gamefaqs and we both signed up here around the same time frame.

now granted you guys arent really going against us this time around, its more like everyone for themselves (with me beating everyone else very badly).

 

the reason is because over these few months we've had a "friendly competition" which wasnt friendly at all. it was more like extreme war. so we said for RS2 we'd rather go against the rest of the internet instead of going against each other. so when the RS2 fast times start, we are going to be invading your boards, trash talking you down until you are so pissed that you NEED to beat us. then we will have some good ol' fun.

 

but like I said, now is a perfect opportunity to tune up for all that, and get to hate our sick times now so it wont be such a shock when we totally rule at the RS2 fast times later.

 

just remember, when you email Zyos471@excite.com, include THE SHIP you used next to each LEVEL and YOUR TIME. also make sure you press F12 to take a SCREENSHOT of your time when you get it.

 

good luck.

 

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Wait a minute---invade US??? eek.gif ROFL!!!!! *dies laughing*

 

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sorry, double post.

 

and you havent beat crap. trust me, submit your times now before the shock of seeing *our actual* records on the page tomorrow or whatnot. check out those screens for yourselves.

 

and I havent answered questions cuz you havent asked any that need an answer. yea passcodes and secrets and all this other stupid crap is good and all, but i'm more concerned with completely mastering a game and knowing that I am the best RS pilot around biggrin.gif

 

until you can beat our times (submit them too) then shut yer yapper :p and keep in mind I am brand new to the PC version. I got it a month ago but I didnt really start playing it til this past Saturday. thats when I noticed the minor differences between the N64 and PC versions as other people have mentioned before. in any case I am not a PC gamer and so I wouldnt know the answers to any of those RS PC types of questions. but i still manage to beat all your butts pretty badly.

 

and i wouldnt start trying to trash talk us until you at least get some times for yourself with screenshots, or until you've even seen our times in the first place.

 

[This message has been edited by snooozer (edited September 03, 2001).]

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double post, moron tongue.gif

 

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Okay, seriously: this is a competition for time ONLY, not gold requirements, correct? (Frankly, those times you posted don't seem too spectacular)

 

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you dont need a Gold. and I fixed the Double post. read it.

 

and those times I posted were GUIDELINES. in most cases they are actually anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes slower than most of our times. so i wouldnt try to trash talk. i just figured that if you guys saw our real times you'd be too intimidated to even try to compete, or you'd just think we're outright lying. which we are not.

 

anyway happy gaming.

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ps - the "invading your board" thing was a stretch, a joke. ha ha. just trying to give a little trash talking to get your blood boiling so you guys are more willing to try to beat the crap out of us and beat us BADLY.

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and dont call me a moron. you're the moron, how do you like that? wink.gif

 

listen, just because I make a post thats more than 3 paragraphs long doesnt mean you shouldn't read it all. anyone who glanced at those times I posted and thought "oh they're nothing special" well maybe if you read the whole thing you'd see they were "target times to go for" and "these are nowhere even close to the actual records..."

 

like I said before you start trash talking back, maybe you should get the times yourself then feel free to insult us way down, into the ground.

 

BTW i retract that moron comment, just messin around :p

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...just trying to spark some competitive interest here. after all how many of you really DID get all Platinums in Battle for Naboo. if we can expect anything about RS2 from those Platinum Medals then you guys will need the practice.

 

ps - no cheating.

 

i know you PC guys are famous for your patches that let you have double the amount of missiles or use regular ships on speeder levels. none of that crap, this is the honor system so be honorable.

 

and dont use any regular cheats either, like infinite lives or none of that crap. the N-1 is ok but just remember to say you used the N-1 because the Naboo Starfighter N1 has its own seperate section.

 

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WHY THE HECK DID I DELETE MY CORELLIA GOLD SUPER FAST SCORE??? WHY?!!!!!!!

 

Well, I know i almost beat the fest score, i got like 5:29. it's so hard to beat that 1 second! AAARRRGGHHHH! stupid atpts go too darn slow!

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I'll take a challenge...i am good at the speeder levels, did ya read my post over there about rieekan lying to me?! I memorized the locations of the scanners, and held the speed down, and destroyed all the scanners, like they'd get destroyed a second b4 they otherwise would've scanned me, and when i had them ALL destroyed, the wingmen were still a ways back, and i got a mission failure because of them!

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Well, perhaps i should be the first to go and get a high score on assault on kile 2-WITH THE AT-ST. hmmmm....that's probably the only level u can actually beat w/the atst. heh. btw, can i use iamdolly if i use the at-st? since u know, i'd die ALOT from missile launchers?

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*yawns* well this is sure arousing public interest...I don't have room on the computer for RS right now...and SCHOOL is starting so I think I'll just go let this thread die...

 

But there is one thing I'd like to say about those "spectacular" times. CLUSTER SEEKER MISSILES!

 

That is all. biggrin.gif

 

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Ok, this is looking kinda dumb. Look at yourselves. The only messages I'm seeing are, "why didn't I save my super-duper time", "I bet I can beat you one on one", "This is so dumb, I could beat those times with one hand tied behind my back", yada, yada, yada.

 

So is anyone going to take the challenge. I see a lot of talk, but nobody backing it up. I mean, there's gotta be one person on this board who is serious about Rogue Squadron. I mean, to the people who say that "if other people come to play, then I'll join in", why won't you be the one's who start, and let everyone else follow. I mean, the ratio of PC Rogue Squadron players of GameFaqs to RS.net is almost 10 to 1. Surely some of you guys would be able to do this.

 

It's really a lot of fun. I've been pretty busy the last couple of weeks, and haven't been able to play as much, but you should have seen the heat around June. Everyone at our board would check in every hour just to make sure no one beat their record.

 

If you're that good, then why won't you show who the best Rouge Squadron player really is? It's pretty nice going to a web page, seeing the top ten times, and then seeing that your time is FIRST. It gives makes you feel real nice, knowing you're the bomb and no one can touch you.

 

The reason we are asking you is because, I mean, come on... what's a "Fastest Time Page" If we don't let everyone else join in. We wanna make sure these are the fastest times ever. (And for you guys who have had the game for a couple of years, surely you gotta be able to try).

 

So how bout it? Anyone gonna play, or are you just going to brag about how "good" you are.

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P.S.

 

When you send in your times to Zyos, be sure you tell him which version you have (pc or 64). I know this is a PC board, but there might be some 64 players here. (Besides the fact that Zyos doesn't know which version you have).

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