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Guest Antilles2001

ok,I'll start it off..

 

Take 1

 

Red Leader:Pick up your visual scanning!

Luke:What?

Red Leader:I said pick up your visual scanning!

Luke:Oh boy..I knew I should have been in school instead of flying in my T-16...

 

Take 2

 

Red Leader:Pick up your visual scanning!

Luke:Achoo!

 

Take 89

Red Leader:Pick up your...*yawn* visual...scan....*Red Leader falls on the controls of his X-Wing,snoring*

 

Ok if anyone has any ideas just post! biggrin.gif

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Guest Rogue15

Crix Madine: Rogue Squadron, where's our cover!

 

rookiee pilot: On your bed, probably.

 

 

 

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A wise moff controls through a fear of force, rather than actual force itself.

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Guest Dark Sad Shadow

Lol jajajja

 

well lets see..

 

Take 1:

 

Palpatine: "... the son of Skywalker must not be a Jedi..."

 

Darth Vader: "what if he can be converted to the Dark Side...?"

 

Palpatine: "yes... yes... i need a new bootlicker... i mean he would be a powerfull allied.."

 

Take 2:

 

Palpatine: "... the son of Skywalker must not be a Jedi..."

 

Darth Vader: "what if he can be converted to the Dark Side...?"

 

Palpatine: "yes... yes... i need a new kid im a pedophilian... i mean he would be a powerfull allied.."

 

Darth Vader: "..."

 

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What is it?

Want to join me?

Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side

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Ben:Let go,Luke

Luke:Okey Dokey!*luke suddenly lets go of the controls and plummets into the Death

Star*.

Lucas:<to himself>Moron......

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Qui-Gon:Theres always a bigger fish.

Lucas:CUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!Who wrote this crap!?

Assistant:Um...You did sir.

Lucas:Oh...Carry on then.

 

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Guest Wraith 5

Luke: Ill be carefull

Ugly Guy: You will be DEAD!!!

Ben: This one is not worth the trouble.

Ugly Guy: *draws blaster*

Ben: *draws lightsaber* *wings with lightsaber and hits lukes head*

Ben: i am getting to old for this stuff.

Luke: *Drops dead*

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Guest Redwing

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith most disturbing.

 

*guy supposedly being force-chocked actually starts choking while trying to fake it*

 

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

At last we will have revenge.

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Ben:...The "other" Yoda was talking about was your twi---

Luke:--Oh, I almost forgot!Me and Leia are having kids!

Ben:Oh ****......

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Guest Antilles2001

Watto:Of course I can take Republic credits!

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Obi-Wan:How about this planet Master?....Endor......

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Darth Vader:No,I am your father!

Luke:Then what about about the puppy I wanted for my birthday?

Darth Vader:But Luke you have to understand I

was hunting Jedi at the time and--

Luke:I hate you!All you care about is your job!*falls*

Darth Vader:Oh boy...I know!I'll bring Luke

to Pizza Hutt to cheer him up!

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"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, when disco was still alive..."

 

Ben: Use the force, luke

Luke: *takes out cell and dials local manual labor dept.*

 

Leia: (In chains and and metal bikini and Hutts feet) Luke, help!

Luke: (running to help, suddenly stops)D@mn... your hot.

 

[This message has been edited by S1DC (edited October 18, 2001).]

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Palpatine: perhaps you refer to the imment attack of your rebel fleet, yes I assure you, your subway sandwitch will be here before them.

 

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I was born in the shadows, and in the shadows I must go; to find bliss and joy.

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Palpatine: Lord vader the rebel fleet ie infront of us just wave and nod your head, and tell them to fire at will. biggrin.gif

 

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I was born in the shadows, and in the shadows I must go; to find bliss and joy.

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Darth Vader:No,I am your mother.

Luke:Mom?

*Darth removes the helmot to reveal Padme*

Padme:Now come here and gimme a hug.

*luke hugs her*

Padme:All to easy.You need a bandaid for that?

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Guest Mega Morta

Take one:

 

Miestroid-or-how-ever-you-spell-it: take her away.

Captin biggrin.gifROID MALFUNCTION

(exploshun)

 

Take two:

Miestroid:Take her AWAY!*hits button on chair,chair folds up whith him in it*

 

Take 1,283:

Miestroid:TAKE HER AWAY!!!!!*chair falls over*

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