Guest Antilles2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 ok,I'll start it off.. Take 1 Red Leader:Pick up your visual scanning! Luke:What? Red Leader:I said pick up your visual scanning! Luke:Oh boy..I knew I should have been in school instead of flying in my T-16... Take 2 Red Leader:Pick up your visual scanning! Luke:Achoo! Take 89 Red Leader:Pick up your...*yawn* visual...scan....*Red Leader falls on the controls of his X-Wing,snoring* Ok if anyone has any ideas just post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Crix Madine: Rogue Squadron, where's our cover! rookiee pilot: On your bed, probably. ------------------ A wise moff controls through a fear of force, rather than actual force itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sad Shadow Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Lol jajajja well lets see.. Take 1: Palpatine: "... the son of Skywalker must not be a Jedi..." Darth Vader: "what if he can be converted to the Dark Side...?" Palpatine: "yes... yes... i need a new bootlicker... i mean he would be a powerfull allied.." Take 2: Palpatine: "... the son of Skywalker must not be a Jedi..." Darth Vader: "what if he can be converted to the Dark Side...?" Palpatine: "yes... yes... i need a new kid im a pedophilian... i mean he would be a powerfull allied.." Darth Vader: "..." ------------------ What is it? Want to join me? Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antilles2001 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Ben:Let go,Luke Luke:Okey Dokey!*luke suddenly lets go of the controls and plummets into the Death Star*. Lucas:<to himself>Moron...... ----------------------------------------- Qui-Gon:Theres always a bigger fish. Lucas:CUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!Who wrote this crap!? Assistant:Um...You did sir. Lucas:Oh...Carry on then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Luke: Ill be carefull Ugly Guy: You will be DEAD!!! Ben: This one is not worth the trouble. Ugly Guy: *draws blaster* Ben: *draws lightsaber* *wings with lightsaber and hits lukes head* Ben: i am getting to old for this stuff. Luke: *Drops dead* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith most disturbing. *guy supposedly being force-chocked actually starts choking while trying to fake it* ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antilles2001 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Ben:...The "other" Yoda was talking about was your twi--- Luke:--Oh, I almost forgot!Me and Leia are having kids! Ben:Oh ****...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antilles2001 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Watto:Of course I can take Republic credits! -------------------------------------------- Obi-Wan:How about this planet Master?....Endor...... -------------------------------------------- Darth Vader:No,I am your father! Luke:Then what about about the puppy I wanted for my birthday? Darth Vader:But Luke you have to understand I was hunting Jedi at the time and-- Luke:I hate you!All you care about is your job!*falls* Darth Vader:Oh boy...I know!I'll bring Luke to Pizza Hutt to cheer him up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S1DC Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, when disco was still alive..." Ben: Use the force, luke Luke: *takes out cell and dials local manual labor dept.* Leia: (In chains and and metal bikini and Hutts feet) Luke, help! Luke: (running to help, suddenly stops)D@mn... your hot. [This message has been edited by S1DC (edited October 18, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue3 Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Palpatine: perhaps you refer to the imment attack of your rebel fleet, yes I assure you, your subway sandwitch will be here before them. ------------------ I was born in the shadows, and in the shadows I must go; to find bliss and joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue3 Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Palpatine: Lord vader the rebel fleet ie infront of us just wave and nod your head, and tell them to fire at will. ------------------ I was born in the shadows, and in the shadows I must go; to find bliss and joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mega Morta Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Luke: Yoda? Yoda:*is about to answer,mic.falls on head* Yoda:nonono,messa clled jarjar binks.... *keels over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antilles2001 Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Darth Vader:No,I am your mother. Luke:Mom? *Darth removes the helmot to reveal Padme* Padme:Now come here and gimme a hug. *luke hugs her* Padme:All to easy.You need a bandaid for that? ------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mega Morta Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 Take one: Miestroid-or-how-ever-you-spell-it: take her away. Captin ROID MALFUNCTION (exploshun) Take two: Miestroid:Take her AWAY!*hits button on chair,chair folds up whith him in it* Take 1,283: Miestroid:TAKE HER AWAY!!!!!*chair falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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