Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 How many of you rember me posting this in March 2000? I've been away from the posts for a while and wanted to liven them up INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father! Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true... Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old... Luke: No... Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" Luke: Shut up... Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby! Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it. Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine... Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. Darth Vader: Get a haircut! I have another one i helped make. Hoped you liked it. From us to you ______________________________ "look at the size of that thing" -Wedge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 LOL!!! that was good! *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 I remember...R15 reposted them a few months ago, lol ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 do you want me to put more up? Rogue15 u post my stuff lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 Originally posted by Redwing: I remember...R15 reposted them a few months ago, lol what?!!!!?!?!?!?!? i don't remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel alliance Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 RA: "you have learned well my son" very good *claps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 yeaa the rebel alliance is here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel alliance Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 ya damn right! ------------------ imperials, get out of my way because I got an x-wing and Its fully charged and loaded!!!! do or do not there is no try ~ Yoda I love this guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 how did you get that barfing guy thingy RA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 He got it here: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/ ------------------ Without EVIL there can not be GOOD. So it must be GOOD to be EVIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Where is Illiamda or whatever? i miss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 imaladil is at www.xwingalliance.net under the name 'Zoom Rabbit'. He posts there more than here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue9 Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 I think it was actually me that ripped off that old post hello again all btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 And you'd better STAY too, darnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 Rogue 9! hello there old friend -OB1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Hi there rogue nine..... nice to have you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Do you guys want me to post more of these things? i mean i was looking through the comments and no one seems to read them. where is everyone? I came back a week ago and was suprized to see that the fourms were moving along but there are only a couple of people here posting over and over I miss eveyone!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 i like them. post more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 Well i wil never leave this forum... i hope our mexican friends will post some more and get DEATH back here so we can go on with our RPG. Redwing tell them to come here. ------------------ Without EVIL there can not be GOOD. So it must be GOOD to be EVIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stealth Echo Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Oh alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lizard_Queen Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Originally posted by Wraith 5: Well i wil never leave this forum... i hope our mexican friends will post some more and get DEATH back here so we can go on with our RPG. Redwing tell them to come here. *waves hand* I'm Mexican! Err...at least half! ^^;; What RPG is this if i may ask? ------------------ Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done. Chat me up if ya want. AIM/MSN: Warped Chyld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander Cold Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 I thought this was the general discussion forum not role-playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rommel Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen: *waves hand* I'm Mexican! Err...at least half! ^^;; What RPG is this if i may ask? The RPG in the RSRP section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted November 19, 2001 Share Posted November 19, 2001 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen: *waves hand* I'm Mexican! Err...at least half! ^^;; What RPG is this if i may ask? The RPG for ALL..... i just got hurt ------------------ Without EVIL there can not be GOOD. So it must be GOOD to be EVIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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