Kjølen Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Remember those times when your watching TV and something stupidly funny happens? Here is where I post 'em! Spongebob: Have a Crabbypatty, it's good for your soul! Squidword: Oh, Spongebob! You know I don't have a soul! Spongebob: Stop eating all the crabbypatties! Squidword: Why not? Will I explode? Spongebob: No. It'll all go to your hips! *Squidword looks down, his hips are huge and bulky* Spongebob: And THEN you'll explode! *Homer is trying to find out his middle name. He sees a mirial that his mother had painted for him on the side of a building. A small bush is covering his middle name* Homer: When I move this bush, I will no longer be known as Homer J. Simpson! Now I will be known as...*he moves the bush* Homer JAY Simpson! Dad: Oh great, you've made him afraid of his favorite holiday. Why don't you ruin Thanksgiving for him, too? *The Uncle turns to the boy* Uncle: Hey, do you know what turkey jiblets REALLY are? *Homer destroys a truck that has a replica of his work space. The truck has a nuclear mealtdown and burns through the ground. Homer climbs out of the hole, glowing with nuclear radiation.* Homer(Zombified and mad): Must...destroy...human kind! *Homers watch beeps* Oooo! Its Lunchtime! OK, I know I can't do it better than Natty, but I tried. So Wadaya think? Post some of your own TV moments if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 it would take me a day to write all my funniest tv momments. im very entretainable, u know... but most of them fall under the shows: 1st: the simpson (9862345) 2nd: rocko (6947646) spongebob (6947646) 4th: comedy movies (6129039) 5th: tv series (5998899) 6th: horror movies (5789843) 7th: comedy shows (Piores.br, etc.) (5112233) 8th: comedy cartoons (4987969) 9th: advertisings (2978687) and thats tv, summing up to 54754307 + 48952135 of internet fun + 67979868 of real life (conversations and stuff) fun ____________ +- 170million fun situations/17 years = 10million fun moments 10000000/31536000seconds in an year = 0.31709791983764586504312531709792 funny moments per second, or 3/10 funny moments per sec... wow, ive been taking my life too seriously, time to loosen up a little bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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