Ben_Walker Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 *to use their lightsabers against the ewok empire. By chance, Lando choose the right cup ad lifted it up.*
cqdemal Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 Still, Lady Luck didn't side with Lando. The cup slipped from his hand and broke into a million pieces. Luke and Kyle, desperate, decided that there would be only one way of drinking this thing... They kneeled down and licked the fluid...
PolarWind Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 Kyle and Luke instantly begin covering their ears, for Yub Yub actually has but one meaning, and that is...
Sylohn Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 "Earwax Earwax" continued the ewoks like zombies... Kyle and the gang franticly try to come up with a plan...
TiE23 Posted April 21, 2002 Author Posted April 21, 2002 But Jedi2 couldn't stand the pain of the anoying earwax, earwax. Then he sliced off his own head with his lightsaber. Then Luke picked up a HUGE goldencup and floated it in front of the ewoks, thinking that it was a god:D then made there escape, but Luke had diarreah and slowed them down to a pace of a....
Sylohn Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 crippled and intoxicated dwarf nuna. Kyle, not doing to well financialy, decides to slip the fallen jedi's bright pink saber into his pocket. they run around in the corridors (that seemed purposeless) histericly until they found the entrance to a huge maze. They knew this because there was a sign saying "huge maze this way. only way to escape ewoks"...
cqdemal Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 ...A few minutes later, they were hopelessly lost in the maze. Luke was just about to launch into another rant about the journey when they heard a rumble, coming closer and closer. The Jedis ignited their lightsabers, alert. Ahead of them was a huge, yellowish boulder. It was unnaturally smooth, and it seemed to be making some kind of snapping sound... Everyone realized what exactly this horrific creature is... The legendary Pac-Man had descended upon them!
TiE23 Posted April 22, 2002 Author Posted April 22, 2002 "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed the jedi. :D :D
DarkAgent Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 ... and George Lucas yelled "CUT !!!" "This wasn't in the script at all. OMFG I just rolled over in my grave and I'm not even dead yet!" "Stuff-it, Lucas!" shouted Luke " we've taken over the set and we're going to ...."
mima kake Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 In desperation of the incomming yellow ball Luke selected his portable shield generator and punched enter on his laptop. A blue shield emmerged and with a loud BANG!!! the yellow ball smashed right into it and bursted in a thousend pieces. That was close Luke said. and they walked further into the maze. Then they heard a little tiny voice calling...
Ben_Walker Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 "SUBWAY SANDWHICHES, GET YOUR YOUR SUBWAY SANDWHICHES OVER HERE! SUBWAY..."
Sylohn Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Mon mothma(or whatever her name is) dashes to the subway dude and whips out alot of money and she even pulls off her wedding ring! Subway dude" Sorry I dont take rings" Mon Mothma" this isn't for you, fool. I have a dose of CHEAT AND EAT hidden in my ring. Now how do you get it out... Maybe if I put the ring in a fire, a poem will magicly appear!... <Quest added to Journal>
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Mon Mothma says:Maybe if you put that ring somewere els, You would not have to sell sandwiches. you should get a decent job in the rebbelion. or go to the sand people 'cause they like wiches And she walked along...
PolarWind Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 ..and tripped on a Pac-Man fragment, which, unbeknownst to her, was attracting all the ghosts in the known galaxy. These ghosts were...
starbucks Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 ...union representative's and bigwig lawyers who where mad cause they were not getting their percentages...who the h%&* allowed franchise characters on the set! without contracts! the ghostly chiselers decided there was only one thing to do...
cqdemal Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 ...They decided to settle the dispute by starting a LAN party, playing Yet One More Return to the Just-Rebuilt Castle Wolfenstein...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 But none of them knew that Mon Mothma was a kick @$$ FPS gamer and she whooped all of them. When She left the losers behind she decided to go to...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Some smokes if she didn't die by laser then this will do the trick for sure... She aproached the counter and asked to the helpful neimodian lady for a package of marlborro lights. The lady told mon motha to...
Sylohn Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 show her an ID or a pilot license or something. Mon Mothma:"WHAT?! Do you think Im under age???" Mon mothma gives ID Lady:"AHA, So it is you. There's a bounty on you head B|TCH!" Lady whips out a stormtrooper rifle...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Suddenly with a loud bang the door went open. Luke kyle and lando burst in the shop. "Mon motma DROP!!!! luke screamd. and she did. the neimodian shot at Kyle but he...
Thrown Saber Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 ... pops a chill pill, dons his sunglasses, and pulls out his Super-Duper Reflecto-Zappo thingy. Hmm... I wonder what this red button does. He thinks. He presses the red button, aiming his super-Duper Reflecto-Zappo thingy at the guy who shot at him, and...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 The neimodian's gun changed into a package of smokes Just what I needed she said , and she grabed the smokes and all 4 of them left the Wal-Mart leaving a stuned neimodian behind. In the mean time on corruscant a rebbel squad walked across the palace square. but who cares...
Thrown Saber Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 Barney cares. Suddenly, a big, friendly purple dinosaur walks in to the Wal-mart and starts singing the "I love You" song tothe Neimodian.
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