Endo'Cun Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 While were waiting for Jedi Outcast, lets all post some Jedi Jokes up in the mean time just for fun. 1. What do you get if you cross Master Yoda with a Hutt? I don't know, but I bet it would never get a date. 2. What time is it if there's a Wookie asleep in your bed? Time to sleep somewhere else. 3. What time is it when if there's a Hutt asleep in your bed? Time to get a new bed. 4. How can you tell if there's a Dewback hiding under your bed? Cos when you wake up your nose is pressed against the ceiling. 5. Why's it expensive to beat a Wookie at Sabbac? Cos it'll cost you an arm and a leg. 6. How do you get a Hutt into a landspeeder? Tell him there's a credit chip under the seat. I Know there not the funniest things you ever seen but oh well, i just want the time to go by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 some of them are pretty good But it smells like swamp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 How do you know if a Wookie's been in your refridgerator? He left his footprints in the butter. How can you tell if a Gungan is in your bed? He has a big "G" on his pajamas. Where does a 500 lb. Wookie sleep? Anywhere he wants to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 How do you stop a charging Rancor? Take away his credit cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUS_Tomcat Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 How does Anakin defeat his enemies? He yells: "YIPPPEEEEEEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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