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Tiger woods drops christianity and becomes a jedi


Zahriel Omega

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Originally posted by Divine Spirit

my question is: what is he trying to do with the sabre????

 

Well, suspicion arose as to how he was so good at golf. He always used to answer related questions in interviews by saying that it was his belief in god. It turns out somebody yelled "Sith!" during the last course he played, which resulted in him bursting into a fit of rage and he accidentally ignited hs saber in full view of the crowd as a snap reaction. This is now being covered up by the FBI as we speak and Tiger Woods has since mysteriously disappeared.

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Originally posted by Zahriel Omega

 

Well, suspicion arose as to how he was so good at golf. He always used to answer related questions in interviews by saying that it was his belief in god. It turns out somebody yelled "Sith!" during the last course he played, which resulted in him bursting into a fit of rage and he accidentally ignited hs saber in full view of the crowd as a snap reaction. This is now being covered up by the FBI as we speak and Tiger Woods has since mysteriously disappeared.

 

THIS THREAD DID NOT JUST HAPPEN

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