Verlex Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 TO CREATOR, I have taken the liberty to fill this out for you... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STANDARD IDIOT REPLY FORM ( version 1.1.2 ) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (check all boxes that apply) Directed to: [ ] Llama [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Freak [ ] Troller [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] "Expert" [ ] Pool of Slime [ ] Redneck [ ] Shameless Punk [ ] Twit [ ] Wannabe [x] Dumbass [x] Waste of Skin [ ] Other: You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand [ ] You posted a ?False Advertisement? post. [ ] You posted something involving legal crap. [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [x] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread [ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting [ ] You posted a racist message [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [x] You made a post yet failed to say anything [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful [ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble. [ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc. [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable [ ] You made a baseless assertion [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS [ ] You say your ?L33t liek Jeffk.?, Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it. [ ] Your a heartless, braindead waste of space. [ ] You claim the US is a big bully trying to take on "poor innocent little countries/people" [ ] You support the terrorist actions [ ] You support the Islamic Extremists and their "Holy War" [ ] You support the Taliban. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway. [ ] You posted an off-topic thread on the wrong board. [ ] You can't spell worth beans. [x] The world would be better off with people like you NOT in it. To Repent, You Must: [x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing [ ] Read every group you posted to for a week [x] Give up your AOL account [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [x] Tell your Mommy to up your medication [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in) [x] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read and memorize the FAQ [x] Print your home phone number in your ads [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [x] Never have children. [x] Drive off a cliff. In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [x] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [x] I pity your dog [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons [x] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] Go back to school and actually learn something [x] Learn how to post or get off the site [ ] All of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichDiesal Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Well that was a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 I think vertex should take his own advice and not post anything. Let's start a new poll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PajamaSam Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "You never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times, and this is a girls league, you couldn't play even if I would let you." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. Right then I knew that if I worked hard and stayed with it, everything would turn out ok. That's when I felt the handcuffs go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grets Sirob Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Four words: You, guys, are, pathetic. *sound of repulsor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yrean Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 lol......actually.. this is humorous...pathetic is the fact that people still look to see what is said even thought they already know it means nuthing and will probably make them dumber for reading it in the first place...yet people still look...people like y_u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichDiesal Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 I just think it's funny. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkErik Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Look Sir! Droids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB_StormTrooper Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 These arnt the droids were looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlXTaIXlx Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 im a boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 I like it how they didn't take this one down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichDiesal Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 I didn't know they took any down... a number of posts were erased during that server hiccup last week (I think?) but I didn't know they actually removed any. Plus this post is more humorous than actually inflamatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yrean Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 you say jabbas hemroids were inflamed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by AB_Legion um... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by AB_Legion I quoted a quote. PS: Rabbits have sex a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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