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*Brighteyesmonkey is sitting at his comp, chekcing the ffimpulse forums, when his eyes suddenly see a thread of terror*

 

Brighty: OH no! It can't be!

 

*But it is. It is a thread entitled "Hey Brighteyes", and is started by none other than The Feral Chicken.*

 

Brighty: My Past is coming to get me!

*Then, the ghosts of Fender and Feral pop out of the monitor*

 

Feral: Briiiggghhhtttteeeyyyeessss....Briiiggghhhtttteeeyyyeessss...You must retuuuurrrrnnnnn to the EscapeMI Foruuummmmmmmssss...

 

Fender: Yeah, it's bloody quiet over there!

 

Feral: What? Oh, great, you spoilt the dramtic effect, for f**k's sake...

 

Fender: Oh, right. Sorry. I mean, Soooorrrrryyyyy

 

Feral: No, it's too late for that now. Honestly...

 

Fender: Anyway, contact us, we want to talk to you

 

Brighty: Hang on, I was trying to figure out WTF Feral was saying

 

Feral: *tuts* I was saying "Brighteyes". Honestly, if you aren't going to make the effort...

 

*Feral slides back into the monitor, leaving Fender alone with Brighteyes*

 

*Fender and Brighteyes get up to some wild, gay, se.... Oh wait, wrong movie. Fender and Brighteyes reminisce for a while, talking about how great things were back in the old days*

 

Fender: Ever since you left, the forum has been really quiet. People have come and gone.

 

Brighteyes: that's just tought isn't it.

 

Fender: You Must come back to us... You must come back... You must....

 

*Fender slides back into the monitor, Leaving Brighty alone. Brighty's fingers start to type in letters in the websit eslot... http://www....es...cap...e...m....*

 

Brighty: No I musn't!

 

*Ghostly Vision of Fender saying You Must.....*

 

Brighty: No! I.... Can't!

 

*Brighty's hands keep typing.... i..... .co.....m . He is about to press enter, when he tries to resist again. Feral's ghostly wing pokes out of the monitor, and presses "enter"*

 

Brighty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, might aswell, check what's happening.

 

*Brighty clicks aload of links, and finds himself in The Harbor. Without thinking, he clicks on a topic started by Natty*

 

Brighty: She's just the same. Whatever I said about her, I still like her alot.

 

*Brighty presses Post Reply*

 

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Now we can only hope that what happens next is a good thing!

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