Micozade Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Has anyone got any good SW Jokes? Heres one:- How does Luke Skywalker know what Darth Maul has for christmas? He has felt his presents!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 thats sposed to be how does darth vader know what luke is getting for christma actually its a bit longer but i cant be arsed to type it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 i have the starwars edition of MAD magazine at home, I'm gonna check that out and post some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Monk Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Ah... here's an old classic: Star Wars Pants Jokes. If you don't know how it works, you just take a line from SW and change a word to "pants". Various: "May the Pants be with you." Lott Dodd: "This is outragious! I object to the senator's pants!" Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..." Sidious: "Move against the pants first... you will then have no difficulty taking the Queen back to Naboo to sign the treaty." Padme: "You come from warm pants, Ani, and space is cold." Sidious: "Get this stunted slime out of my pants." Ah... memories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkling19 Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 if you want starwars jokes just watch spaceballs oh no it's megamaid, she went from suck to blow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inSpiRe- Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 thats a hilarious movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidrowpunk Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Jedi_Monk Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..." LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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