Guest wizzywig Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 Ah! Permit me to make the 300th post in this thread... And, if I may, I will remind everyone of the original topic of this thread: Darth Crater is a girl. -wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alba Wan Kenobi Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 darn you beat me ------------------ "Being a Jedi isn't an easy task" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest psyduck78 Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 so.....uh.....Crater......whats ur #? *don't pounce on me Trin, just trying to keep Wiz over there happy about the orginal topic ------------------ "Today, is a very bad day......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TrinitY2K Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 And you think that's going to make Wiz happy? Hmmm... don't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Poor, poor Cathy. Unfaithful her boyfriend be. ------------------ And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Psy-- Trin is right. Not happy. Bet you don't know why... --wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Psyduck: 555-4537 HeHe, I wonder how far that'll get you. BTW, shame on you! And after Cathy made you dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest psyduck78 Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 EEsh............er.......so anyone.....how was.......er......today......er i'll shut up now. Hey!she flirts with other guys too..., she does!.......Yea......er..... .......just so none of you have a fit, I have never, nor ever will cheat on Cathy, she is the best person in my entire life. Without her, I'd be a dork stuck in my house every night wishing i had a girlfriend. She's the only one for me, no one else. Sorrie all you single girls. Alright I'll stop being wierd and stuff. Sheesh. ------------------ "I AM SO GREAT!:D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Sorrie all you single girls. ------------------ [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited December 07, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 I hear ya psyduck. All those girls are just dying to get their hands on a pokemon. Which version are you - Red, Blue, or Yellow? When do you evolve, or are you one of those weird ones that doesn't? ------------------ And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest psyduck78 Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Oh yeah, I'm in that new N64 one, the silver one or somethin' I don't evolve, cuz I already did! hehehehe. Yeah, I actually said no to a lot of girls about the prom and winta formal. I'm flattered that so many girls ask me though. ------------------ "I AM SO GREAT!:D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 EEsh............er.......so anyone.....how was.......er......today......er i'll shut up now. Hehehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starship Trooper Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 A Christmas quote, apropos of nothing... I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple Black (b. 1928) [This message has been edited by Starship Trooper (edited December 07, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Okay. While we are being apropos of nothing on this thread, how about this: 7 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ====================================== 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, enlarged 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper. 2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 4. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy." 5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and walking awy. 6. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 7. Ask people what gender they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest psyduck78 Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Another few- Just stare at other people, and when they look at you nod your head and smile, then suddenly grimace and shake your head, continue this for a span of 5 minutes. Ask them, do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend and then if no, say, gee thats too bad, SUX 4 YOU. Its mean, but annoying. Go shopping with another friend, bring your girlfriend along. ------------------ "I AM SO GREAT!:D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 well, now that i've had a peek at things to come... ------------------ [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited December 08, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 all events are linked up in this best of all possible worlds... ------------------ [How do you like my lightbulba impression?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 stunning. ------------------ [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited December 08, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 *takes a bow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 . ------------------ And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 What is that, AhnFahn? The sound of one hand clapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 Oh, and let us know how you did on your tests. -wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 You mean test. Let's just say that a 3 hour test worth fifty percent of my grade was not what I would call *fun*. I had absolutely no idea how to do one of the problems, which gives me an 85 to start with. He curves, so I'm not worried. 1 down, 3 to go! ------------------ And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starship Trooper Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 Just for fun... ======================================== 'Twas the Night Before Y2K [author unknown] 'Twas the night before Y2K, And all through the nation We awaited The Bug, The Millennium sensation. The chips were replaced In computers with care, In hopes that ol' Bugsy Wouldn't stop there. While some folks could think They were snug in their beds Others had visions Of dread in their heads. And Ma with her PC, And I with my Mac Had just logged on the Net And kicked back with a snack. When over the server, There arose such a clatter I called Mister Gates To see what was the matter. But he was away, So I flew like a flash Off to my bank To withdraw all my cash. When what with my wandering eyes Should I see? My good old Mac Looked sick to me. The hack of all hackers Was looking so smug, I knew that it must be The Y2K Bug! His image downloaded In no time at all, He whistled and shouted, Let all systems fall! Go Intel! Go Gateway! Now HP! Big Blue! Everything Compaq, And Pentium too! All processors big, All processors small, Crash away! Crash away! Crash away all! As I drew in my breath And was turning around, Out through the modem, He came with a bound. He was covered with fur, And slung on his back Was a sack full of virus's, Set for attack. His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples-how merry! As midnight approached, though Things soon became scary. He was chubby and plump, Perpetually grinning, And I laughed when I saw him Though my hard drive stopped spinning. A wink of his eye, And a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know A new feeling of dread. He spoke not a word, But went straight to his work, He changed all the clocks, Then turned with a jerk. With a twitch of his nose, And a quick little wink, All things electronic Soon went on the blink. He zoomed from my system, To the next folks on line, He caused such a disruption, Could this be a sign? Then I heard him exclaim, With a loud, hearty cry, Happy Y2K to all, Kiss your PC's goodbye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 That's pretty good, Troop. In a similar vein, have you heard this bit of news...? <font size=4>Microsoft announces acquisition of U.S.A</font size=4> REDMOND, Wash. - Dec. 9, 1999 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth," said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone." Microsoft representatives held a briefing in the oval office of the White House with U.S. President Bill Clinton, and assured members of the press that changes will be "minimal." The United States will be managed as a wholly owned division of Microsoft. An initial public offering is planned for July of next year, and the federal government is expected to be profitable by "Q4 2000 at latest," according to Microsoft president Steve Ballmer. In a related announcement, Bill Clinton stated that he had "willingly and enthusiastically" accepted a position as a vice president with Microsoft, and will continue to manage the United States government, reporting directly to Bill Gates. When asked how it felt to give up the mantle of executive authority to Gates, Clinton smiled and referred to it as "a relief." He went on to say that Gates has a "proven track record," and that U.S. citizens should offer Gates their "full support and confidence." Clinton will reportedly be earning several times the $200,000 annually he has earned as U.S. president, in his new role at Microsoft. Gates dismissed a suggestion that the U.S. Capitol be moved to Redmond as "silly," though did say that he would make executive decisions for the U.S. government from his existing office at Microsoft headquarters. Gates went on to say that the House and Senate would "of course" be abolished. "Microsoft isn't a democracy," he observed, "and look how well we're doing." When asked if the rumored attendant acquisition of Canada was proceeding, Gates said, "We don't deny that discussions are taking place." Microsoft representatives closed the conference by stating that United States citizens will be able to expect lower taxes, increases in government services and discounts on all Microsoft products. About Microsoft Founded in 1975, Microsoft (NASDAQ "MSFT") is the worldwide leader in software for personal computers, and democratic government. The company offers a wide range of products and services for public, business and personal use, each designed with the mission of making it easier and more enjoyable for people to take advantage of the full power of personal computing and free society every day. About the United States Founded in 1789, the United States of America is the most successful nation in the history of the world, and has been a beacon of democracy and opportunity for over 200 years. Headquartered in Washington, D.C., the United States is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation. [This message has been edited by wizzywig (edited December 09, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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