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Some wee ditties...

 

 

(to the tune of The Boxer)

In the clearing stands the Jedi,

A fighter by his trade,

And he struggles to remember

Any kill he ever made that wasn’t

A backstab,

Or a force push,

Or a crummy DFA

“I am winning, I am winning”

his lameness never waned.

 

 

(to the tune of the Sound of Silence)

After one o’ four I saw,

A few dozen people maybe more,

People duelling without thinking,

People battling without looking,

People having fights that no-one ever won,

The players were gone,

Leaving the sounds of sabres.

 

I've got a few more of these, including full length versions of rock n' roll suicide and a different sound of silence. I'm also looking forward to doing C3PO's rap.

 

Does anybody actually want me to show the others or are these a load of old hairy hedgehogs?

 

Oh yeah, these don't really show my sentiments regarding the oatch/es, it was just the only way I could make stuff rhyme.

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(Fabulous-You can't deny it)

I can't deny it,

I'm a F'n Jedi,

You don't wanna f'k with me

cause you know I got the force with me

Pull and backstab from me

You can't deny it,

I'm a f'n Jedi,

You don't wanna f'k with me,

cause you know I got my saber with me,

Jedi's check that I got my saber with me

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