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What you want Yoda to say in EP3


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When old as I am you are, invent own grammar you do!

Strange mushrooms I eat.

To my relation hide with fozzie bear.

Syntax leads to grammar. Grammar leads to essays. Essays lead to Suffering!

When 900 years old you reach, forget your lines you will.

Muppet I am, speak strangely I do

Anger, fear, proper English the dark side are they.

Medication, I did forget to take

Grammar, pronunciation, a Jedi craves not these things

Muppet I am. Grover, yes?

Grammar School attended never I. Fault mine not. Blame parents do I.

Judge me by my syntax do not.

son of Kermit and Fozzie you were, talk odd you would.

Fifty years living here. Much Dagoban weed have I smoked.

When puppeter have hand in your butt, speak weird shall you be!

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