Guest LukeFlyswatter Posted June 2, 2000 Share Posted June 2, 2000 O.K. It all started when Luke was removed from home, and place in a utencil droor when he was two. His parents raised, and tought him about the fork, a mysticle force that brings food to your mouth. He mastered the ways of the fork, but not willingly. he took 14 long years before he made the dissision to call his best friend, Han Blowhole, and run away to find his long lost dad. His dad was Darth Grader, lord of the cheese grader federation. His mom caught them about to run away, and tried to make him stay. Luke picked up his laser fork and cut her in half. On the way to darth grader, they met an evil villan named Darth Mall. Darth Mall used his double sided shopping bag to slotter Han Blowhole, and Luke was next. Darth Mall had seemed to win, but all of a sudden Obi-Wan Jabronie sliced off his head, killed darth Grader, and tought Luke of the flyswatter. THE END ------------------ use the fork Luke! -Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stormtrooper Posted June 2, 2000 Share Posted June 2, 2000 Riiggghhhttt.... OOOOOOOooooooooookay... now get off the drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukeFlyswatter Posted June 3, 2000 Share Posted June 3, 2000 SHUT UP STORMPOOPER ------------------ use the fork Luke! -Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukeFlyswatter Posted June 3, 2000 Share Posted June 3, 2000 StormPOOPer is a big mother %^#@ing @$$ hole and is full of $#!%!. ------------------ use the fork Luke! -Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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