Grog Creations

[Kjølen]

We've all heard of how Grog is made of so many things, why dont we make our own? This should be fun:

 

GroggaWAM™

 

Ingredience for one barrel:

 

2 pints of liquid catipillars

3 drops of love potion number 7

1 cup of sulferic acid

1/2 gallon of flour

2 cups of sugars

1 cup of artificial flavor

1/2 cup of brandy

2 gallons of unstilled alcohal

3 teaspoons of saltwater

1 Mego-African Chili pepper Sanko (25% diluted for safety)

1 1/2 gallons of rum

2 pints of grinded seaweed (who cares what kind)

Fill the rest of the barrel with SOWIC

[Gatorboy]

well i'll give it a try...

 

Grogeeshyeet™

 

Ingredience for one barrel:

 

3 spoonsfulls of Lechucks sperm

1 drop of parrot poopoo

3 cups of Acid

1 jar of whale penis dust

6 cups of something

28 cups of something else

1/2 gallons of fish blood

2 cups of sawdust

9 cups of water

I guess rum is needed so....rum

4 cups of freshly squeezed milk from drew careys nipples

Fill the rest of the barrel with your own spleen, heart, and for extra good taste, brain...

 

 

yummmm..

[Deadmeat_X]

Grogalicious

 

- 1 cup of water

- 2 cups of alcohol (pure)

- Some red paint (for the color)

- A dead parrot

- Some spam

- 1 pound of bullsh!t

- A cube of sugar (for the taste)

- A lime (makes it exotic)

[Kjølen]

Love Sickeneer™

 

4 Gallon of rum

4 cups of love potion number 9

2 cups of sugar

1/2 Gallon of velveeta

2 cups of some in the bowl next to you

1 gallon or pure alcohal

2 cups of molten car rust

2 cups of citric acid

2 tablespoons of caffiene

1 chip of of the table your closest to