Guest Darth Wart Posted April 27, 2000 Share Posted April 27, 2000 1. An aide to Grand Moff Tarkin: "We've entered the Aleraan system." No duh. I was wondering what that giant green planet on the viewscreen was. 2. Grand Moff Tarkin to Vader: "The Jedi are extinct. Their force has gone out in the universe. You, my friend, are all that is left of their ancient religion." Hey Moff, who's your boss? 3. Porkins: "I can take it!" Biggs: "Eject!" Porkins: "No, I can... Aaaaaaah!" Hey Biggs, what'd you expect him to do when he ejected? "Hey you in there! My ship crashed! Can I use your phone?" Sheesh smack dab in front of m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barnabas Antilies Posted April 27, 2000 Share Posted April 27, 2000 Or how about this one. Luke to Uncle owen. " Your a dick" Wait that was liquidkid. nevermind. ------------------ Father Barnabas Antilies, Supreme Chancelor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest liquidkid Posted April 28, 2000 Share Posted April 28, 2000 how about when lando said "someone told me to poop in a sock." which movie was that in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest porkins Posted April 28, 2000 Share Posted April 28, 2000 hahaha! i think that was episode 4 and a half. it's the same episode where adolf hitler licks the bunions on the emperor's feet and luke skywalker and spock can't get HAL to cooperate. remember? that one was my favorite. ------------------ Jedi Uncouncil Co-Chairman, All-Time Champion of the Jedi Belching Contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hannibal Posted April 28, 2000 Share Posted April 28, 2000 I think it was pretty stupid after Leia gave birth to Chewbacca's hairy backed kids and she told Han "They're yours." No wait, that wasn't stupid, it was excellent writing. Lucas your the best. ------------------ Potential Man-eating vice-president of the Un-Council Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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