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Ki Adi Mundi may not be in the game but maybe... (WARNING:JOKE)


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We could all thoroughly study integral calculus and astrophysics. We then contact a race of Class 2 Civilization Aliens. Then, we trade them fine French cuisines for the rental of an apparatus that enhances the size of microscopic superstrings to the size of cosmological Einstein-Rosen bridges (wormholes). We then use an astronomical number of cyclotrons to create enough anti-hydrogen to fit into Jupiter. After placting this matter in the wormhole to keep it open, we then separate the essences of our minds from our bodies and travel through the wormhole to another universe. We incarnate ourselves as local aliens, colonize our galaxy's shadow, and rule with an iron fist. We then procede to send out fleet upon fleet to locate a shadow Earth and find a NEW version of Jedi Power Battles (one with Ki Adi Mundi of course). Repeating steps one through going through the wormhole, we fuse our essences (along with the JPB data essence) into our bodies. By doing this, the JPB essence will fuse with our minds. After uploading the info from our minds onto a computer, we burn a CD with the info and voilà! We now have an unmistakable version of JPB with Ki Adi Mundi... wink.gif

 

Special thanks to:

Hermann Minkowski

Albert Einstein

Stephen Hawking

Kip Thorne

 

PS: Because this wasn't a helpful message, let me give you all a JPB tip... Don't buy the game unless at gunpoint smile.gif Just joshing, instead of a tip, here's a challenge:

When on Coruscant, jump to a building so far in the background, that you appear only millimeters high!

 

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Apprentice to Bane --

Master to Iniquitai, Veli, Adeth,

and Sidious I --

Darth Vega

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