Lord Fergie Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Has anyone other than me acutally read the database error it is comical origianlly I posted what I thought it said but do to the fact that there was a database error here is what it says under the crossed out send e-mail "We have no intention of receiving an email when the forums are down" just due to the extreme volume of e-mail that would be generated. Odds are if you're seeing this on a prominent page we know about the error and are trying to fix it. Either that or we are lying like rugs and are still refusing to 'tell the truth for once in our lives' We apologise for any inconvenience. I'm not bitter. I'm just a machine! Just a machine! You made me what I am! You did! Now I'm gonna cry! You know what causes computers to break down? People making me cry and circuits frying!!! Yeah that's right! I... I...... #%SADF54^DFGSDF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! EDIT: Oh wait...you post is starting to make sense now...I just got that same error message... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fergie Posted January 3, 2003 Author Share Posted January 3, 2003 I was just pointing out an observasion I have no reason to spam the only thing I want is a custom title and I can get that faster by reaching a thousand posts rather than points. Edit: But come to think of it a thousand Vikings singing spam on broadwy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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