Bojangles Clan

[Mr.Bojangles]

Attention distrought mac using folks

 

Have hope

 

The one and only Mr. Bojangles has begun a clan of might. We will join together to smite all opposition. Contrary to popular belief, we are not newbs. And we have more than 2 members. Have faith. Don't believe the communist lies, we ARE the offical clan of everything. So if you want to join sign up partner.

 

To apply meet the following requirements:

<- too happy to join the clan

<- has too little faith to join

<- singing will not be permitted in the clan

<- teeth are too white for Mr. Bojangles' clan

<- you must have 2 eyes to join

<- tongues are pink and fleshy and may be destructive to the clan, this is bad

<- rolling the eyes is a sign of disrespect, none of that in my clan

<- happiness is a virtue, you lousy piece of donkey dung

<- dont be so jumpy its just a game

Just right

 

 

Yeah i guess i should go ahead and tell ya that we re starting a clan on BF1942, MOHAA, CS, and ill think of that one later.

 

so contact me, dont just sit there reading this email me, NO dont stop reading, EMAIL ME, I SAID EMAIL ME! ,man ur slow

 

oh yeah my email address is schtoobob@yahoo.com

 

 

NO FRENCH ALLOWED!

[BigSteve-O]

What kind of an idiot would start a freakin' clan called the Bojangles Clan that...I'm....second....in....charge....of.... Oh well, Join up! Steve-O wants you.

[Mr.Bojangles]

Oh yeah thought id add one or two or six more qualifications.

 

<-no annoying talking robots, which im sure bother so many of you

<- no massive amounts of makeup and hair spray

<- NONONONONONO big guns are scary

<- is that your brain?

<- hey buddy you just blow in from stupid town?

 

<- what is this?

<- oooo a circle so scary bring it foo

<- ideal clan member

 

hey you be of the jawa

 

NOW EMAIL ME