Darth Avlectus

Fortunately, I have a big fat wallet in my pocket that stops the goat's horn. Also, b/c you couln't lend me some money (hey that fantasy of yours with 2 whores and a goat was expensive), I dodged that bullet. Celibacy was never so rewarding. Although your nose is fixed, "slightly less ugly" is an overstatement as even your own mother still can't stand to look at you. Even worse, when your nose drips, it burns (say just what were you doing with those three the previous night?). However, being a good and sympathetic pal, I gladly pay the bill with slighty torn up cash from my "lucky wallet". Damn, that was some crazy ****.....