Burnseyy

That's why I've got the math and science nerds in the basement lab working on the superweapon. We can't take over the world without being Evil Overlords, and every Evil Overlord HAS to have a secret superweapon. *nods sagely*

And don't worry. I don't grow a goatee. In the old days it made one look diabolic. But now, it's more like a degenerate from Generation X.

I'll be the front man, and you'll be the Most Trusted Lieutenant(Lefttenant) and primary advisor. *nods* Just never ask me when I plot to destroy the hero, "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man do?" Because I will say "This." And shoot you.

I love the list of things every evil overlord needs to know and do/not do.

And, on a serious note. I'm not pushing, I need to stress that. But you know me pretty well, from the way you know yourself. If you just need to vent, I'm here.