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I did it when I was a wee boy. My dad once told me not to touch the fence, he said a horse would kick me if i did. I was young and stupid..so one day I tried sneaking up on the fence! I was crawling toward the fence on my belly and my dad is watching from the house...and he sees me posed to bite the fence and he tried to run out of the house and stop me...

He didn't get there in time.

I bit the fence and I just latched onto it. my dad runs out and pulls me off...and I didn't know what had just happended. So I look at my dad and say

"Dad! the horse kicked me!"

My mouth was all jittery and my dad just starts laughing, he recently told the story to some of his friends and he told them what he was thinking...

Right as I was about to bite the fence, my dad is thinking...

That's gonna hurt!