I've finally gotten around to gathering all the memo's and letters from Monkey Island™ and I've collected my paper crafted replicas too.
I wrote the "legalese" for the rest of the letter.
To: Herman Toothrot
From: Yammer, Hem, and Haw, attorneys at law
Re: Suit against cannibal tribe over malicious tossing of your oars into a chasm. I think we have a case here.
We can probably soak them for emotional distress and possibly punitive damages as well.
“Hmm. Sounds like Legalese. I don't think I can translate the rest.”
Casus contra anthropophagos difficile est probare sine causa adducendi ad iudicium.
Ex nostris monumentis monstraris in insula remota vivere solum cum anthropophagis et pirata larvae Lechuck loqui.
Cum hic progreditur casus, vehementer commendamus ut omnes verbales et scriptae communicationes cum Anthropophagis desineres.
Opus est ut artissimum iudicium de altero iudiciorum trium insularum interesse debeas;
Judex PLANK.
praesidebit.
Should you require an inter-island visit pre case, please inform our office. Any return mail should be sent in the accompanying bottle.
Yours
Yammer, Hem and Haw
P.S. Please allow 3-5 years for reply, the tides between here and Monkey Island™ can be unpredictable.
Latin Translation:
The case against the cannibals may be difficult to prove without the case being brought before a court of law.
From our records you are shown to live on a remote island with only the cannibals and the ghost pirate Lechuck to speak with.
Whilst this case progresses we would heartly recommend that you cease all verbal and written communications with the cannibals.
You may need to attend the closest court for judgement on another of the Tri-Island courts,
Judge PLANK.
will preside.