Sabretooth

Sire, you shall see me upon this very night, as I have been busy, too, with my own game of the glorious Civilization V as the French. Who would've thought that Napoleon could've carved out his own empire in the middle east? I was winning, too!

...until I discovered astronomy, and found that someone had managed to unify all of North America. New lands, sire, require new invasions!

To war!