mimartin

This may go down as one of the funniest bugs I've ever encountered.

Upon leaving town, I was attacked by three hired thugs. It was a tough fight and it took me about 4 tries to get through it. As I'm looting one of the bodies, I find a contract. Opening the contract, I see that it was taken out by a name that I recognized but couldn't quite place. I'm accused of having stolen something, though I've yet to lift a single owned item. Curiosity piqued, I now figure I have to visit this person.

Luckily, there's enough info on the wiki that I can find out from which town my "benefactor" hails. Fast travelling back to Riverwood, I discover that my would-be assassins were hired by a little girl that's probably about 6 or 7 years old.

At this point I've decided that the game is no longer playable. I have neither the option to send her to time out nor have a discussion with her parents about "proper guidelines" for allowance.