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I know The Secret of Monkey Island!!


Glottis512

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OKay, I know this must be a shock, but, I KNOW THE SECRET OF MONEY ISLAND!

At first I was like What is the secret of monkey island?

Then I realised. It is blatantly obvious.

1) It could be the Mokey Head is actually A giant Monkey Robot,(as found in EMI)

2) It could be that Big Whoop is found on Monkey Island.( as dicovered in CMI)

Someone said that their theory was that Guybrush at a kid at a carnival. Although it would explain the theme park references ( the underground passages,The fact that M2 ended in a carnival,)

Do you agree? Do you have theories? Do you not care? Would you rather be doing something constructive? Like eating paste?

:guybrush:______________________________________ :lechuck:

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In reply to Glottis512, Herman is correct, the four, plot wise, have to be isolated inot two groups due to Mr. Ron Gilbert and his (lack of) presence. The true "Secret Of Monkey Island™" can only be found, as Ron (and as we should) see it.

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Hey guys, way to burst the bubble!

But you're right. And I did know that Ron left.

So, Mr Brainiac, what is the secret of Monkey Island

PS- Please don't think me rude. Since I ran out of paste to eat I've been groggy.Or is that since I ran out of Grog to drink I've been pastey?

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Well, I was told my Ron Gilbert himself, and the true answer is...

 

 

 

 

Hey! Is that...a tree?

 

 

*Gets distracted, and walks away*

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Curse you, you vile cad!

Thou shalt bestow upon me the secret! Mwaa!Ha Ha ha ha ha

Or suffer the consequences.

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I'll tell your mummy.

 

And I won't be your friend.

 

Now who's the childish one, Mister "hey, is that a tree?"

 

I don't care anyway.

*breaks down and cries*

See?

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Okay what? First of all, just to say, I'm closing this because there are dozens exactly like this.

 

But I would just like to say, you claimed to know the secret of monkey island and then, not only did you not come up wityh a conclusive answer to the question, but you came up with two possibilities and then asked us for our theory!

 

That's like saying "I know the theory of relativity! It's either E=MC² of E=MC³, what do you other scientist think?" don't vclaim to know fact and then come up with possibilities.

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