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The Award for Best John Romero goes to...  

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  1. 1. The Award for Best John Romero goes to...

    • Tim Schafer!
      6
    • Chris Schultz!
      2
    • Gaurav!
      2


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And the award for Best Tim Schafer in the field of Excellence goes to Tim Schafer!

 

Tim couldn't be with us here today, but we have a satellite link to his home in San Francisco. Or at least we thought we did, but it seems the Golden Gate Bridge is blocking out the transmission. We asked him to get out from under the bridge, but he's eating his dinner, so we'll probably mail him later.

 

Anyway!

 

We have always secretly wondered, just who is John Romero? For instance, I recently learned that she is in fact, a guy. Yeap, true story. John does not stand for Jonatrice, but in fact, Jonathan.

 

So our next award is to define John Romero. Just who is he? What if Diakatana had never existed? So many questions, so much irrelevent information. Who is the BEST John Romero?

 

We have asked the question, after a long and pointless speech, and now it is time to recieve the answer. Right after this poll.

 

The Award for Best John Romero goes to...

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Well there's no need for THESE awards any more... Eh Andy?

 

*Wink wink*

 

*Nudge Nudge*

 

*Secret secret secret*

 

 

But I still find it insulting that nobody voted for Chris Schultz. What are you, devil worshippers? I mean, Tim Schafer was totally gonna win this from the start, for obvious reasons. But I would think Chris would get half as many votes as Tim. I mean, come on you people. Chris ryhmes with Wish, which is a nice word. Tim ryhmes with Ring, SORT of, which is also a nice word. But Gaurav? What does that ryhme with? I don't even know, because it's too hard to pronounce!!!

 

You have a little bit of time left to make good. I suggest you vote for Chris. But not so that he wins the award. The award is for Tim Schafer, and I'm sure as hell not dragging it out of the Recycle Bin just to put somebody elses name on it.

 

Oh, that wasn't an insult in case you were wondering. It's just, these awards are not needed any more.

 

Right Andy?

 

*Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Secret Secret*

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INSPIRATION!!!

 

 

6. Start Best Sid Meier Award. Vote Tim Schafer, Dave Grossman or Bill Tiller.

3. Wash hair.

 

 

For those of you who don't know (Such people do exist!) Bill Tiller is an Ex-LEC artist and animator, who worked on the Dig and CMI. I think he was lead background artist. Anyway, he uses gorgeous, gorgeous colours. And is an amazing artist.

 

For those of you who don't know Dave Grossman... you are idiots! Why are you here?!

 

I need not even suggest you don't know who Tim Schafer is. I recalled being told he'd posted here before, last night, so I did a bit of research. Turns out that he is one of the main reasons Scumm Bar didn't shut down. Now I have to kill him. But seriously, I won't say why I was researching this, but let me tell you this much; He spelled "Ever" wrong.

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