Dana and Chris

[RicardoLuigi...]

this is so unfair.

 

 

 

i have no friends otherwise, i would've made one of these by now...

 

actually, i wouldn't have, never mind.

[Shivermetimbers]

Made one of what?

 

I'm confused.

[Ernil]

A fred.

 

 

 

A thread.

 

 

 

Das...just get your mom to come onto the forums like I did. Pretend she's a buddy of yours. You'll be the popular kid in no time.

[Mr.Burger]

Prepare for an onslaught of photographic genius...

 

 

actually i've been thrown into a despressive state by emily.

 

 

 

 

 

 

when i recouperate i'll post some pictures.

[Ernil]

Meaning I'm posting them now.

 

Here's how it goes

 

Mr.Burger DANA is blonde with glasses.

 

 

Ernil CHRIS (me) is tall with brown hair.

 

 

-Dana. I caught him staring into nothing, and captured it on film. It's worth millions.

 

 

-Me. Considering how to make a "me eating kitten face"

 

 

-Me. Menacing. I know.

 

 

-Me. Giving my sexy look. Don't even try to resist.

 

 

-Dana. Hypnotized. Right before deathly burns appeared.

 

 

-Dana. Rubbing his nipples. Like always.

 

 

-Me. Creepy as it is considering it, that Eye belongs to me.

 

 

-Me. Furious. Don't mess with me.

 

 

-Me. It IS me. We wanted a picture of just...me. It's me. It's what people think of when they think "Chris Hanson." My own mental image. Me.

 

 

-Dana. Caught on film, him attempting to turn around his shirt. Man's got no skills.

 

 

-Dana. Pondering what face to make. I snuck up under him.

 

 

-Dana. And he's not even on drugs!

 

 

-Me. C'mon...I'm 16. Pizza, right? (It was cold)

 

 

-Me. A blast of energy radiates from my body, inverting all colors. Somehow.

 

 

-Us. Timer controls took FOREVER. I ended up looking like I was hitting on him.

 

 

 

 

I was.

 

 

-Me. My boxers, actually. Hmm...I'd better get around to changing those...

 

 

-Us. The love making got amazingly sensual after that, too. (ARGGG)

 

 

 

 

-Dana. Dana.

 

 

-Dana. It IS Dana. We wanted a picture of just...Dana. It's Dana. It's what people think of when they think "Dana Hamby." His own mental image. Him.

 

 

 

 

In conclusion, we're two lonely old female types in Italy knitting the day's away. Have a blast with these pictures and Photoshop, if you desire. *shrug*

 

 

Got nothing more to say.

[Alia]

Words cannot express.

[Shivermetimbers]

Heavens there are a lot of pictures. Having fun with the camera were you?

 

Ernil looks exceptionally like the drawing Mr. Burger did of him.

 

Mr.Burger bears a striking resemblance to his avatar. (I think it's the haircut)

 

me·tic·u·lous:marked by extreme or excessive care in the consideration or treatment of details. adv me·tic·u·lous·ly

 

 

This is straight from Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary. Deny it's existance if you dare.

[Alia]

It would have made far more sense to posts the pictures right at the start of the poll. Then we wouldn't have to close our eyes and chant in Japanese while voting. See?

[Mr.Burger]

the flesh of fallen angels binds you to the burning crucifix.

 

:elephant: :elephant:

[Ernil]

I'm a cowboy.

 

 

 

[Mr.Burger]

chris, those might be the best two posts ever. i was laughing so hard.

[Ernil]

It's because we're pure spam-less quality.

[Mr.Burger]

cheers to sound of silence and to soccer practice and to accidentally ditching sarah. oh well...

[Ernil]

henry?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

henry?

 

 

 

 

Huh. She won't care. She CAN'T get mad at anyone but Erik.

[Alia]

Whoever this is who has an incapacity for getting mad at those lovable people Ernil and Burger has by some sad misfortune been found lacking four or five wits, and is obviously a figment of Ernil's imagination.....the personification of his desire for peace with AT LEAST one entity. Wow. You need to stop getting squeamish at the sight of blood, or you'll have nothing in your head but a bunch of sheep. Wool. And nobody who makes conversing with yourself fun, like me or Burger.

 

The other option is to see a reputable psychiatrist.

[Ernil]

[Alia]

I was kidding, naturally. Don't be alarmed by anything I say/have said.

[Mr.Burger]

5 votes for you and me, chris!

 

:cowdance :cowdance :cowdance

[Alia]

I got eight.

 

I shall now proceed to take over the world.

[Mr.Burger]

...considering this site is like 70% male, however, I believe I will conquer it before you... that is... I will prevent you from conquering it!

 

 

AHA!

 

and actually we all know that probably 3/5 of chris and mine's votes are male. come on out and admit it, site-goers.

[Alia]

Nah, you're the only 70% male around here. Well, maybe Redwing too....

 

*RUNS*

[Mr.Burger]

....

 

 

 

damn. that was good.

 

 

 

(and after much thought...)

 

...NO YOU ARE!!