Guest Nitro Posted August 29, 2000 Share Posted August 29, 2000 I muse in reading the recent venting of voter frustration regarding the attack on our venerable Canadian politicians by pie-armed civilians. BEWARE: The great minds in Ozzawa are probably drafting a new law supported by the Pies Can Kill lobby that will require every pie to be registered and all pie makers photographed and issued an ident-card to allow them to purchase those restricted ingredients that result in a pie. The registrant must list the various makes of pies in their arsenal and failure to do so would result in a fine and/or incarceration. Anyone in possesion of an unregistered pie will be subject to forfeiture and revoking of said Permit for a period yet to be determined. The ingredients must be kept in a locked storage and not readliy visible so that someone without the Pie Permit could not avail themselves of pieing without a licence. Then it would require a licence bureau, employment of political relatives, great benefits, a retirement package fit for a king, and the well-over-budget bureaucratic paper shuffle that we have become accustomed to. YEAH! Good idea! Go for it! Name Changed As Part Of The Activist Protection Program, Moncton. ------------------ This post has been brought to you by: And by it's official DJ: Nitro, the Commanding Officer of the Rogue Alliance VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted September 2, 2000 Share Posted September 2, 2000 Yeah, okay........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander Ralter Posted September 5, 2000 Share Posted September 5, 2000 VIVE LES FRANCAIS!! [This message has been edited by Commander Ralter (edited September 04, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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