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Hi guys, This is about Bim. I guess in a way, this is my fault. See, I'm a friend of his, and when I told him about this site and this RPG forum, he decided to make funny posts. I guess he doesn't like Star Wars. Anyways, He's not trying to ruin the threads, he's just trying to make a funny story. He's not trying to offend anyone, he just wants to get a good laugh, so I hope you guys find his work at least a bit funny. But, he's given me an idea: This is the official Star Wars Funny story RPG Thread!!!

 

p.s. If you guys don't like it, don't flame or anything, just post here and tell me, and I guess i'll let the thread just die out.

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Hmm... Well, sorry if it offended you guys, I guess he went a little overboard, Federally inspecting my Characters anus and stuff, but that's why I made this, so he can post his crazy stuff here.

 

Well, I'll get started on a story:

 

Situation: This is for all Bounty Hunters: The Evil Purple Dildo sporting and Pokeball throwing Bim Blaster Bob has been sighted on Coruscant, and must be taken in for sexual crimes against wookies, and other hairy space critters. He must be brought in at all costs. The job pays 100 Spacebucks.

 

Name: Carth Shesh

Age: Stopped Counting

Occupation: Bounty Hunter/Former Jedi

Weapons: Two lightsabers, Two Mandalorian heavy blasters, Preparation H.

 

Carth, spying Bim stroking his pet pickle applesauce, heads in to arrest the space pervert.

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Hmmm, maybe we should give him a second chance.

 

And then when he screws up, Jed is SO gonna ban him and we'll be laughing our asses off. But he could try and act normal. I already requested that in a pm (Well, actually, it was like: Delete the crap and may the mods have mercy on your soul but hey.) So maybe if he can let his retardness go in this thread and act normal in the other ones.

 

Or at leats as normal as most people here get.

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Name:Bim Blaster Bob

Age:33

Occupation:Space Pervert

Weapon:Rusty Butter Knife

 

Bim, who is minding his own buisness, detects Carth sneaking up behind him with his spidey senses. Bim, weapon at the ready turns around and jabs the knife into Carth's right eye causing Carth to contract tetnis from the rusty blade and causing him to lose his right eye. Bim uses his telepathic powers to find the battle plan of the bounty hunters. Once he relizes he is in danger he uses that strategy of Saddam Hussein and digs himself a hole in the middle of Afghanistan and loads it up with Kraft Dinner and a stack of porno and hides himself untill some other gay bounty hunter comes looking for him.

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Nonono, i said IPban him! then he can't make an account here anymore :) But alright, we'll give him that chance (if Jed allows it) BUT: He'd better.

 

*sigh* what's up with n00bs these days... First there were two guys that were questioning our fandom based on them knowing one single thing about starwars and we knowing the rest, and now there's the 'RPG screwer!' literally.

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Yeah... especially the interesting part. I mean, it's quiet and calm for days, and suddenly we get Arkle 'the troll' seizure and Bim_blaster_bob AKA Pervert, Retard, stupid, racist...

 

What? He clearly had something against black people and jews...

 

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!

bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!

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You've got a different IP, but since we just got done talking about this stuff being not allowed, I'm banning your stupid, "i cant spelz" ass.

 

You're not welcome, and I will continue to ban you if you keep coming back.

 

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