Battle of the Sexes - StarWarsPhreak (The Modinator) vs. Jed (Smug Bastard)

[Guest Jed]

Smug Bastard used his Yoink Stick, but failed to do any damage to The Modinator. The Modinator begins to taunt Smug Bastard! Smug Bastard's anger grows by 15.

Smug Bastard shouts:

Battle of the Sexes?

 

Feel the burn, woman. *thrust*

[swphreak]

The Modinator used his Yoink Stick, but failed to do any damage to Smug Bastard. Smug Bastard begins to taunt The Modinator! The Modinator's anger grows by 13.

The Modinator taunts:

Prepare to be terminated!

 

*Thrusts*

[Guest Jed]

Smug Bastard used his Yoink Stick to deal 3082 points of damage. The Modinator tried to dodge, but was not successful. The Modinator has died!!

Smug Bastard blasts:

I have a feeling this still won't work.

[swphreak]

Smug Bastard was awarded $2000000 for winning the battle.