Fealiks Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 okay, JERRY SPRINGER STYLE!!!!!! For anyone who doesn't know, it's a sort of Jerry Springer thing where everyone goes on Jerry Springer and Does Jerry Springer stuff. k. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fealiks:*walks on to stage* Jerry: and here we have Fealiks from the LFC! *cheers* Jerry: So, tell us what have you come here to talk about today? Fealiks:Well, I'm worried that my good freind, Das Mole has been seeing someone else. Jerry: Really? tell us more. so who is it? Fealiks Who's what? Jerry: who's Das having an affair with? Fealiks: Well, there's this new guy called The Bard, He's been acting really suspicious lately. Jerry: So it was you having the affair? Fealiks: No, no, Bard was making.. well.... rude sort of gestures to my partner, Das. Jerry:So you're gay, right? Fealiks: No, just interlectually challenged. Anyway, I was woried about all this, so I called the counciler, but he said I need to be with Das to book an apointment, but Das disagreed, as he did about the affair. Jerry: well, enough of your side, let's have someone special!! someone else's turn :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 *stands up in crowd* DarthTDe:My Mama says I'm special! Jerry:well,then come on down!so what's wrong? DarthTDe:I'm not Special,you freakazoid!You make me sick!*picks up chair and hits Jerry over the head,then runs up to camera and beats it into submission*((the next post is a new show in which we all come back,and Jerry's black and blue and fears us all )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 *Bard enters stage* Fealiks: You [expletive]!! *Starts choking Bard* Das: NO!!! Fealiks: YES! YES!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1 Das: Bard: *Gagging noises* Das: Bard! Bard: Das! Fealiks: Moo. Darth: WTF is going on in here? Fealiks: Darth? Darth: Fealiks? Bard: Darth? Das: Bard? Fealiks: Das? Das: Fealiks? Bard: Ewok? Jerry: Um...yes. *All start making out* Jerry: We'll be back in a bit! [COMMERCIAL BREAK] Jerry: And we're back! (Someone else's turn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 Jerry:Welcome back, we were talking about this relationship between Bard, Das and fealiks, so tell me, what is this all about? Das:well, you see, my spouse, fealiks thinks I've been cheating on him for this hansome guy, Bard Fealiks:HANDSOME??!?!?!!1one Bard:you heard him! he loves me damnit! Fealiks:nooooooooo *cue slo-mo* *dives towards bard bard:no you do-- ggaaahha!!!!! *gets punched by fealiks* Darth:wait! I love you aaaaaaaaall *still slo-mo diving* *diving kiss to bard* Bard:oh, the pai--mmmhhnngmmm oooooooh yeaah-- Das:you cheating li--*still slo-mo*--ttle idiot! *flying kick toward bard fealiks:that'd mean you're cheating!!!!!1 aaaaarrrrhhh*punches das* jerry:*still slo-mo low pitch stuff* we'll be back after these comertials! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Darth:no,you sick idiot *impales Das with stick* Das:blaaaaach! *falls to floor* blaaaah! *bleeds* Bard:NOOOOOOOOOO! Darth:he ain't dead,numbnuts! Fealicks:*gets popcorn*cool. Darth:*smacks Jerry over the head until he tries to speak* Jerry:We...will...be...back...soon... Darth:*throws couch on Jerry* HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Das: *Pulls out spear-like object* God, that hurt! Fealiks: Let me console you! *Das and Fealiks wildly make out* Jerry: Ooh, baby. Let's bring in another person in this fiesta o' relationships, Howie! Howard Stern: *Enter stage left* WTF is going on in here? Crowd: Oh La La! Howie: I'll pay you $20,000 from IHOP if you take your top off. Das: Who are you talking to? Howie: You, baby... Fealiks: You sick old perv!!!1!!one!1111!one!1 *Beats Howard Stern up* Jerry: We'll be back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Bard: *sudenly realizes why he is being beaten up by a nerd* ****, man! What a ****ing stone! i need to drop off glue and acid. Fealiks: Why you little son of a bitch i dunno why i'm saying this but whatever! DAS: CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA! DARTH:CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA! BARD: *picks up his electric guitar and starts playing a ****ed up punk song and sais*: I did not have sex whith that man. I only like goth girls, especially whith frinjes. Fealiks: liar Bard: **** off mother ****er Fealiks: ok Bard: *is getting pissed, runs fast towards Das and gives him a big fat juicy kiss, the ones u give to someone right before the orgasm.* Fealiks: :0 Bard:*then starts pissing all over das, then passes to fealiks then to jerry but then when he was almost gettin to darth the piss stops. Bard gets buck naked. fealiks: small penis!! Bard: bigger than urs u ****! das: he's right Jerry: *full of the bards piss* we'll continue right after the comercials... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 (next show) Jerry: now we're back with this,tragic story. Das: what the heck are you talking about!?Tragic?! Bard: yep,we just found out I hate you! Das: (pulls out gun) *S.W.A.T. team rushes in* SWAT Leader: I knew something was wrong! Das: *shoots Jerry in chest* Jerry: BLLLLLAAAAAAAH! Darth: WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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