Fealiks Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 okay, JERRY SPRINGER STYLE!!!!!! For anyone who doesn't know, it's a sort of Jerry Springer thing where everyone goes on Jerry Springer and Does Jerry Springer stuff. k. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fealiks:*walks on to stage* Jerry: and here we have Fealiks from the LFC! *cheers* Jerry: So, tell us what have you come here to talk about today? Fealiks:Well, I'm worried that my good freind, Das Mole has been seeing someone else. Jerry: Really? tell us more. so who is it? Fealiks Who's what? Jerry: who's Das having an affair with? Fealiks: Well, there's this new guy called The Bard, He's been acting really suspicious lately. Jerry: So it was you having the affair? Fealiks: No, no, Bard was making.. well.... rude sort of gestures to my partner, Das. Jerry:So you're gay, right? Fealiks: No, just interlectually challenged. Anyway, I was woried about all this, so I called the counciler, but he said I need to be with Das to book an apointment, but Das disagreed, as he did about the affair. Jerry: well, enough of your side, let's have someone special!! someone else's turn :D :D
DarthTDe Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 *stands up in crowd* DarthTDe:My Mama says I'm special! Jerry:well,then come on down!so what's wrong? DarthTDe:I'm not Special,you freakazoid!You make me sick!*picks up chair and hits Jerry over the head,then runs up to camera and beats it into submission*((the next post is a new show in which we all come back,and Jerry's black and blue and fears us all ))
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 *Bard enters stage* Fealiks: You [expletive]!! *Starts choking Bard* Das: NO!!! Fealiks: YES! YES!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1 Das: Bard: *Gagging noises* Das: Bard! Bard: Das! Fealiks: Moo. Darth: WTF is going on in here? Fealiks: Darth? Darth: Fealiks? Bard: Darth? Das: Bard? Fealiks: Das? Das: Fealiks? Bard: Ewok? Jerry: Um...yes. *All start making out* Jerry: We'll be back in a bit! [COMMERCIAL BREAK] Jerry: And we're back! (Someone else's turn)
Fealiks Posted December 11, 2004 Author Posted December 11, 2004 Jerry:Welcome back, we were talking about this relationship between Bard, Das and fealiks, so tell me, what is this all about? Das:well, you see, my spouse, fealiks thinks I've been cheating on him for this hansome guy, Bard Fealiks:HANDSOME??!?!?!!1one Bard:you heard him! he loves me damnit! Fealiks:nooooooooo *cue slo-mo* *dives towards bard bard:no you do-- ggaaahha!!!!! *gets punched by fealiks* Darth:wait! I love you aaaaaaaaall *still slo-mo diving* *diving kiss to bard* Bard:oh, the pai--mmmhhnngmmm oooooooh yeaah-- Das:you cheating li--*still slo-mo*--ttle idiot! *flying kick toward bard fealiks:that'd mean you're cheating!!!!!1 aaaaarrrrhhh*punches das* jerry:*still slo-mo low pitch stuff* we'll be back after these comertials!
DarthTDe Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 Darth:no,you sick idiot *impales Das with stick* Das:blaaaaach! *falls to floor* blaaaah! *bleeds* Bard:NOOOOOOOOOO! Darth:he ain't dead,numbnuts! Fealicks:*gets popcorn*cool. Darth:*smacks Jerry over the head until he tries to speak* Jerry:We...will...be...back...soon... Darth:*throws couch on Jerry* HA!
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 Das: *Pulls out spear-like object* God, that hurt! Fealiks: Let me console you! *Das and Fealiks wildly make out* Jerry: Ooh, baby. Let's bring in another person in this fiesta o' relationships, Howie! Howard Stern: *Enter stage left* WTF is going on in here? Crowd: Oh La La! Howie: I'll pay you $20,000 from IHOP if you take your top off. Das: Who are you talking to? Howie: You, baby... Fealiks: You sick old perv!!!1!!one!1111!one!1 *Beats Howard Stern up* Jerry: We'll be back soon.
The Bard Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Bard: *sudenly realizes why he is being beaten up by a nerd* ****, man! What a ****ing stone! i need to drop off glue and acid. Fealiks: Why you little son of a bitch i dunno why i'm saying this but whatever! DAS: CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA! DARTH:CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA! BARD: *picks up his electric guitar and starts playing a ****ed up punk song and sais*: I did not have sex whith that man. I only like goth girls, especially whith frinjes. Fealiks: liar Bard: **** off mother ****er Fealiks: ok Bard: *is getting pissed, runs fast towards Das and gives him a big fat juicy kiss, the ones u give to someone right before the orgasm.* Fealiks: :0 Bard:*then starts pissing all over das, then passes to fealiks then to jerry but then when he was almost gettin to darth the piss stops. Bard gets buck naked. fealiks: small penis!! Bard: bigger than urs u ****! das: he's right Jerry: *full of the bards piss* we'll continue right after the comercials...
DarthTDe Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 (next show) Jerry: now we're back with this,tragic story. Das: what the heck are you talking about!?Tragic?! Bard: yep,we just found out I hate you! Das: (pulls out gun) *S.W.A.T. team rushes in* SWAT Leader: I knew something was wrong! Das: *shoots Jerry in chest* Jerry: BLLLLLAAAAAAAH! Darth: WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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