You've played too much BF when.......

[Relenzo2]

... When every snowman reminds you of a particular map, so you blow up every snowman in sight.

... When the kids get mad at you, you text them with an imaginary keyboard (having forgotten the whole "talking" thing) asking them to stop flaming.

... The kids beat the **** out of you because you're a hopless nerd, and your last words before blacking out are "I'll respawn as a sniper, so don't laugh too hard"

...you wake up believing you HAVE respawned as a sniper, so you head for the nearest hill.

... This would have never happened to you because you do nothing but sit in front of your computer anyhow. Enough said

[GwannaSauna]

Some lame ones...

 

 

Whenever you see an apple, you duck out of the way hoping it doesn't explode

 

You tape a stick to your motorcycle and go out running over all the kids on Halloween night

 

You and your friend are in his car when you see a guy dressed up as a stormtrooper. You tell your friend to turn left but it's too late... as you get out of the car, you see the guy lying on the ground and shout "Victory!"