Commander 598 Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 The Christmas Party of the year 2000. Place:My Colossus Warship Time:NOW Notes:This party is on Thrawn's tab.The beer will be here in 30 Min.It will arrive by armed escort. Rules:NO ONE GO NEAR THE MS HANGER BUT ME!!!! Oh and all entries are guarded and will have a weapons check at the door.Anything that someone would mess with and harm this ship is HEAVILY guarded. Now the doors are open and I have a limited supply of beer urrently here.(It'll last about 20 min) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 *goes near the MS hanger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 Wait a minute: 1.Secutity? 2.R9 doesnt have to pay? 3.MS hanger?Whats that? 4.Limited beer?!?!?! 5.Wheres the slave girls?!?!?! I guess I should bring my sexy barley dressed Christmas stile slave girls.(For myself of course) This is got to be the wierdest party Ive been to.Not much fun if you cant do anything.No offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 *JR2000Z brings in one of his Sathanas and blows the warship to bits.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted December 23, 2000 Author Share Posted December 23, 2000 Ignore that last post by JR2000Z. I said I would have more in 20 minutes.That was about 2 Hours ago. Woops forgot women. --------------------------------------------- And as a counter post: *Brings another Sathana and fires a Nuclear Torpedo at it thus destroying it* --------------------------------------------- Nuclear Torpedo:The equivelent of a Proton Torpedo with a 1 Gigaton Warhead. --------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted December 23, 2000 Author Share Posted December 23, 2000 Now where were we?(yes we have women now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 And now for something completely different. . . My Christmas card this year. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 beer and women now this is a chirstmas. know let me unwarp one of those slave girls ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 Oh no, a dying party!! *Brings in party ambulance with beer, girls, and R9's wallet.* Ok, it's all good now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 Shouldnt the hardcore part be at Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 Ah, the annual holiday party at the forums. Gotta love it I'm not paying, R9 is, I'll just transfer the bill to his tab ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 23, 2000 Share Posted December 23, 2000 Gotta stick with tradition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 The tradition that I started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 and arn't you happy that you started this nice tradition. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 I didnt ment it as a tradition.But I guess it can be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Most things aren't done intentionally. Like I didn't mean to break my wrists in second grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 I would of broke yours on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 You're wouldn't be worth breaking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Yeah.I worth more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Originally posted by Admiral: let me unwarp one of those slave girls "Unwarp?" ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 "I would of broke yours...." ARE AMERICAN CHILDREN TAUGHT NOTHING ABOUT GRAMMAR?!?!?!?! *sighs in frustration* almost makes me weep... ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Its 'would have broken' because is future participle.I know.Now Andy's not going to forgive me for the rest of her life. [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited December 24, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted December 25, 2000 Share Posted December 25, 2000 Hey, It's Christmas over here... right now it's 12:14 AM So Merry Christmas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 25, 2000 Share Posted December 25, 2000 Its not Christmas here.Did you kidnap Santa yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 25, 2000 Share Posted December 25, 2000 It will be Christmas here in 2 1/2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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