Nute Gunray Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 After a careful inspection of my room, I have discovered I have no 2001 calendar. Therefore, I decree that today be labeled Nutember 1. This extra day will allow me time to purchase a calendar and then our traditional calendar system may be restored. Although, Feb. 29th 2004 won't happen, as that day was used early as Nutember 1, 2000. <font color="red">And knowing is half the battle.</font> ------------------ The virtues of Pokemon are lost in a sea of animal warfare and Nurse Joy's miniskirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 I have nary a 2001 calendar either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 Wow! Same here! I'm gettin worried! ------------------ *Joker, to the helicopter gunner* "How can you shoot women, and children?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!" -Full Metal Jacket This post has been brought to you by Nitro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 I'll dig up a 1987 calendar or something and change all the dates and use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 i have 3 already a star wars calenday, a snoopycalendar, and a trivia calendar ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 I got an 007 calander yesterday.It had pics from Live and Let Die, For Your Eyes Only, The World is Not Enough, Goldeneye, Dr. No,Goldfinger,From Russia With Love,Thunderball and others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 I have a 1999 cat callender under my "mousepad" somewhere... ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Falconguy Posted January 1, 2001 Share Posted January 1, 2001 I don't think I'm gonna name it 'Nutember", but maybe "the day I need to buy a calendar" 1st. ------------------ And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale, horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 JR2000Ztember. [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited January 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest garyah99 Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 How about NUTember 1st??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Thrawnril ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Sceltober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tierce Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Assuary ------------------ Hey get your hands off my Chalupa! SOB_Talon RS.net-Tierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Shorten it to Assy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 How about Zaarinuary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 How about May??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Nitril ------------------ *Joker, to the helicopter gunner* "How can you shoot women, and children?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!" -Full Metal Jacket This post has been brought to you by Nitro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 2, 2001 Author Share Posted January 2, 2001 When I assume total control of the Earth, I'm going to do something NO ONE ELSE (aside from the global domination thing) has ever done: had the guts to actuallly name a day after themselves. Julius Caesar and Caesar Augustus might have thought they were "all that" when they named months after themselves, but that month comes but once a year. What if every seven days you had "Nuteday" instead of "Friday." THAT is power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 Golday. No, that sounds too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vark111 Posted January 2, 2001 Share Posted January 2, 2001 A day? Nah. I'll name the *planet* after myself!!! The planet Vark... Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Oh, and, uh... The first born male of every household will be named after me as well... ------------------ It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 3, 2001 Author Share Posted January 3, 2001 I already have a star named after me. I looked up and thought, "heck, i'll pick that one. It's "Nute" now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted January 3, 2001 Share Posted January 3, 2001 Right now I could name a galaxy after me. If I could see one. Heck, I'll just pick our galaxy. Goldaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted January 3, 2001 Share Posted January 3, 2001 Tychost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted January 3, 2001 Share Posted January 3, 2001 I have a 2001 calendar, but not the one I wanted: Star TRek: Ships of the Line features CGI renderings of all the ships and stations with tonnes more detail than in the shows or movies. Has anyone else considered conquering star systems in someone else's name? When/if I ever get a girlfriend, I'm planning to offer her her own star system. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vark111 Posted January 4, 2001 Share Posted January 4, 2001 Originally posted by Flying Beastie: When/if I ever get a girlfriend, I'm planning to offer her her own star system No, no, no. What if you break up? Then there you are stuck ruling a star system with your ex-girlfriend's name! Get a license plate frame instead. They're cheaper and you won't mind throwing them away. ------------------ It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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