Guest BrianJedi Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Mauahaahahahahahahahahahahahha! a new place to post utterly pointless things in! ------------------ I smell funny
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Not another one! *Kicks newbie in the head*
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 read newbie handbook. *whips out sword* *shoots "let the hunt begin." ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Yes, read the Newbie Handbook before you attract any more pain to yourself.
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 why didn't you run. *ties newbie to a stake, puts wood by his feet, lights the wood burning newbie* ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Here Newbie, hold this. *Hands Newbie bundle of TNT*
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 *plays william tell with newbie* trust me I've done this before. *gets drunk aims with bow, hits newbie's forhead* see told you I wouldn't miss. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Thrawn Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Please tell me that you are not from England or one of Milky's friends. If you are....well...it's been nice knowing ya. ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 *Hands Newbie 2 molded pieces of Uranium* When I say, slam these to pieces of metal together really hard. But not until I'm way far away. Got it?
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 tells newbie to stand next to blood stained wall. don't move trusted me. I never miss. Throws a knife into newbies hand, foot, and hits his ear. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Here newbie, go swimming in this "special water". *Pushes newbie into vat of sulfuric acid.*
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 here newbie you can pet these doggies. *locks newbie into pen with hungry wild wolves* [This message has been edited by Admiral (edited January 27, 2001).]
Darth Sceltor Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Did I mention that those wolves are horny too??? *Slathers female wolf in heat scent on newbie*
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Newbie escapes, but is captured again. *attaches newbie to bunjee cord and dumps honey on him.. then lets him bounce over a vat filled with angry bullet ants* *laughs as the bullet ants crawl all over the newbie and bite him* in case you don't know take a fire ant's bite and increase the pain 10 times and you have bullet ants. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Tierce Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 *kicks noobie in the groind* haha..this is fun ------------------ ummm....i was going to say something
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Hiya, BJ! *Beams what is left of newbian into the center of the sun. Changes the local gravitational constants so the sun goes supernova on cue.* <font size=1>It should be newbian, since it's an actual Star Wars term (TPM, meaning from the planet Naboo.)</font>
Guest Zoom Monster Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 GREEP! *(Sixty-foot biker death rabbit, drooling rabid goo from meter-long fangs, takes the very notion of our Newbian and stomps it into nonexistance.)* SMASH! ------------------ "Zoom Monster like smash!"
Psycho Tycho Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 *(Takes out a shotgun.)* Get yur ace off our forum. ------------------ "Oh mah goodness!"-SNL -PsYcHo Official Forum Psycho
Admiral Odin Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 *takes newbie and pushes into a vaccum. watches explosive decompression.* ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Nute Gunray Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 it's "Nubian" and from Nubia. If you're from Naboo, you're a Naboo. I gathered that from "Queen of the Naboo" and the fact that the Nubian hyperdrive wasn't designed or built by Naboo and was imported I know everything about Naboo. it IS where my queen is from...
Psycho Tycho Posted January 28, 2001 Posted January 28, 2001 Noobies suck. Period. ------------------ "Oh mah goodness!"-SNL -PsYcHo Official Forum Psycho
Admiral Odin Posted January 29, 2001 Posted January 29, 2001 *grabs darts, and toss them at the newbie* ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
JR2000Z Posted January 29, 2001 Posted January 29, 2001 We needed a new dart board. OK,the nose will be 50 points, eyes 45, and if you hit him in the groin...Im not taking that dart out.Nuff' said.
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